Pretzel Logic

[Intro]
Am7

[Verse 1]
        Am7
I would love to tour the Southland
Fmaj7                             Am7
     In a travelling minstrel show
        Dm7
Yes, I'd   love to tour the Southland
                            Am7
In a traveling minstrel show

[Chorus]
Yes,
    D/E          E/A         C/D      D/G
I'm dyin' to be a   star and make them   laugh
D/E              E/A              C/D  D/G
Sound just like a   record on the phonograph
      D/E           E/A
Those days are gone forever
Am/C   D          Am/C       Fmaj7
Over a long time ago, oh yeah
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 Hey, hey!

[Verse 2]
Am7       Am7
   I have never met Napoleon
Fmaj7                        Am7
     But I plan lto find the time
       Dm7
I have never met Napoleon
                        Am7
But I plan lto find the time, yes I do

[Chorus]
         D/E     E/A       C/D    D/G
Cause he looks so   fine upon that   hill
     D/E           E/A
They tell me he was   lonely,
     C/D   D/G
he's lonely   still
      D/E           E/A
Those days are gone forever
Am/C   D          Am/C       Fmaj7 G
Over a long time ago, oh yeah

[Solo]
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C/D D/G D/E E/A C/F A#maj7 Am7

[Verse 3]
  Am7
I stepped up on the platform
    Fmaj7
The man  gave me the news
   Am7
He said, "You must be joking son"
                              Dm7
Where did you get those shoes?
                              Am7
Where did you get those shoes?

[Chorus]
Well,
     D/E              E/A    C/D  D/G
I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie   show
     D/E                    E/A       C/D       D/G
They say the times are changin' but I just don't   know
      D/E           E/A
Those days are gone forever
Am/C   D          Am/C       Fmaj7 G
Over a long time ago, oh yeah

[Outro]
Am7  Fmaj7     G         Am7 Fmaj7 G Am7 Fmaj7 G Am7 Fmaj7 G
   Oh     yeah, hey, hey!

[Fade Out]
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