Fortnight

[Intro (Fade In)]
| F#sus4 |

[Verse 1]
E                    F#
 I was supposed to be  sent away
        D#m                      G#m
But they   forgot to come and get   me
E                   F#
 I was a functioning  alcoholic
            B                 G#m   B/D#
'Til nobody noticed my new aesthetic
E            F#
 All of this to say
               D#m
I hope you're okay
                  G#m
But you're the reason
E          F#
 And no one  here's to blame
    B                    G#m
But what about your quiet   treason?
    B/D#  E
And for a fortnight there

[Chorus]
   F#
We were forever
             D#m
Run into you sometimes
         G#m
Ask about   the weather
                 E
Now you're in my backyard
         F#
Turned into good neighbors
                 B
Your wife waters flowers
     G#m        B/D#
I wanna kill her

[Verse 2]
E                   F#
 All my mornings are  Mondays
            D#m           G#m
Stuck in an endless February
E                  F#
 I took the miracle  move on drug
      B               G#m
The effects were temporary
    B/D# E             F#
And I    love you, it's  ruining my life
  D#m            G#m
I love you, it's ruining my life
  E              F#
I touched you for  only a fortnight
  B                 G#m
I touched you, but I   touched you
    B/D#  E
And for a fortnight there

[Chorus]
   F#
We were forever
             D#m
Run into you sometimes
         G#m
Ask about   the weather
                 E
Now you're in my backyard
         F#
Turned into good neighbors
                 B
Your wife waters flowers
     G#m
I wanna kill her
    B/D#  E
And for a fortnight there
   F#
We were together
             D#m
Run into you sometimes
          G#m
Comment on   my sweater
                  E
Now you're at the mailbox
         F#
Turned into good neighbors
              B
My husband is cheating
     G#m
I wanna kill him

[Bridge]
B/D# E             F#
I    love you, it's  ruining my life
  D#m            G#m
I love you, it's ruining my life
  E              F#
I touched you for  only a fortnight
  B             G#m
I touched you. I   touched you
B/D# E             F#
I    love you, it's  ruining my life
  D#m            G#m
I love you, it's ruining my life
  E              F#
I touched you for  only a fortnight
  B             G#m
I touched you, I   touched you

[Verse 3]
        B/D#    E
Thought of  calling ya,
        F#
but you won't pick up
            D#m              G#m
Another fortnight lost in America
           E             F#
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
            B                  G#m
But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch,
touch me
               E
Thought of calling ya,
        F#
but you won't pick up
            D#m              G#m
Another fortnight lost in America
           E             F#
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
            B                G#m
But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch,
touch you