Hate My Life

                 C#
So sick of the hobos

[Verse 1]
                         G#
Always begging for change
                   F#
I don't like how I gotta work
                                     C#
And they just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people
                          G#
Who can't drive their cars
                      F#
Bitch, you better get out of the way
                            C#
Before I start falling apart
I hate how my wife
                   G#
Is always up my ass
                        F#
She always wants to buy brand new things
                         C#
But I don't have the cash

[Chorus]
              G#
I hate my job,  all of my rich friends
               F#              C#
I hate everyone  to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right,
G#                       F#
  there's no end in sight
              C#
I hate my life
                          C#
How come I never get laid?

[Verse 2]
                     G#
Nice guys always lose
                           F#
How could she have another headache?
                                  C#
There's always some kind of excuse
                                      G#
I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
                 F#
I don't get paid nearly enough to put up with all of his
    C#
shit

[Chorus]
              G#
I hate my job,  all of my rich friends
               F#              C#
I hate everyone  to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right,
G#                  F#
  there's no end in sight
              C#
I hate my life
Yeah!

[Solo]
C# G# F# C#                        C#
           I hate that I can't tell

[Verse 3]
                      G#
When a girl's underage
You know,
                   F#
I tell her she's a nice piece of ass
                                     C#
Then her daddy punches me in the face
So, if you're pissed like me
                         G#
This is what you gotta do
                        F#
Put your middle fingers up in the air
                           C#
Go on, and say, "Fuck you!"

[Chorus]
              G#
I hate my job,  all of my rich friends
               F#              C#
I hate everyone  to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right,
G#                  F#
  there's no end in sight
              C#
I hate my life

[Outro]
                 G#              F#
So much at stake,  can't catch a break
              C#
I hate my life
                    G#
No, it's nothing new
                     F#
Hear "it sucks to be you"
                      C#
I fuckin' hate my life
Fuck!