The Lorax - How Bad Can I Be

[Intro]
E A

[Chorus]
E A    E
   How bad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How bad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How bad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How bad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?

[Verse 1]
                E
Well, there's a principle of nature
That almost every creature knows
Called survival of the fittest
And check it, this is how it goes:
The animal that eats gotta scratch, and fight, and claw,
and bite, and punch!
And the animal that doesn't,
well the animal that doesn't
                        A           A7/G
Winds up someone else's lu lu lu lu lunch
F#m F6
      I'm just sayin'!

[Chorus]
    E
How bad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How bad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How bad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How bad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?

[Verse 2]
          E
There's a principle in business
That everybody knows is sound
It says the people with the money
Make this ever loving world go 'round;
So I'm biggering my company, I'm biggering my factory,
I'm biggering my corporate sign!
Everybody out there,
you take care of yours
And me? I'll take care. Of
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Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
F#m                    F6
Shake that bottom line!
                    E
Let me hear you say 'smogulous smoke'!

[Bridge]
                  A
Schloppity schlop!
   E
Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever,
ever gonna stop
Come on how bad can I possibly be?

[Chorus]
    E
How bad can I be?
I'm just building the economy
How bad can I be?
Just look at me pettin' this puppy!
How bad can I be?
A portion of proceeds goes to charity
How bad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
Let's see:

[Outro]
E
 All the customers are buying!
And the money's multiplying!
And the PR people are lying!
And the lawyers are denying!
Who cares if a few trees are dying?
This is all so gratifying!
How bad...
How bad can this possibly be?!