The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite

[Intro]
E D#

[Verse 1]
E
 How d'you do,
 F# G                 G#
I    see you've met my
A            D#
 faithful handyman
E G G# A          D# E                           F#
        He's just a   little brought down because
G                G#
 when you knocked
A                                D#
 He thought you were the candyman
E G G# A D#

[Verse 2]
E                    F#
 Don't get strung out
G                  G#
 by the way I look,
A                          D# E
 Don't judge a book by its cover
    D# E              F#    G
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
    G# A                       D# E
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

[Chorus]
           B
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite
    A                        E D E
From Transexual, Transylvania

[Verse 3]
      E
Let me show you around,
     F# G                G#
maybe    play you a sound
A                                D#    E           D#
 You look like you're both pretty  groovy Or if you
E                     F#
 want something visual
G                      G#
 that's not too abysmal
A                             D#      E
 We could take in an old Steve  Reeves movie

[Verse 4]
D#  E
I'm glad we caught you at home,
F# G                        G#
    could we use your phone?
A                         D#   E                   D#
 We're both in a bit of a hurry (Right!) We'll just
E
say where we are,
             F#     G  G#
then go back to our car
A                             D#
 We don't want to be any worry

[Verse 5]
E          D# E
 Well, you got caught with a flat, well,
F# G               G#
    how 'bout that?
A                   D# E
 Well babies, don't you panic
   D#  E                  F#      G
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
G#   A                 D# E
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

[Chorus]
           B
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite
    A                        E D E
From Transexual, Transylvania

[Verse 6]
          D# E                           F#
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
G                       G#
 Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
A                             D#
 I could show you my favourite
E
 obsession
     D#  E            F#
I've been making a man
G                         G#
 with blond hair and a tan
A                              D#
 And he's good for relieving my
E
 tension

[Chorus]
           B
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite
    A                        E D E
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it, hit it!
           B
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite
    A                        E D E
From Transexual, Transylvania

[Outro]
E
 So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
G
 I see you shiver with anticipation
E
 But maybe the rain
                     G
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
A                   E
 But not the symptom