Internet Ruined Me

[Intro]
F#m7 E D Asus2 Dmaj9 Asus2
Dmaj9 Bm F#m7 E D Asus2
Dmaj9 Asus2 Dmaj9 Bm
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D Asus2
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[Verse 1]
Dmaj9
     My keyboard's like my heart
A                          Dmaj9
 It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
                             A
I  don't know what is wrong with me
                                   Dmaj9
But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely
                             A
I have trouble speaking to women
                                Dmaj9
Unless they're 2D or high definition 
                              A
Spend all my time on social media
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This is the state  that I'm in
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[Verse 2]
Dmaj9
     My Twitter feed's like my brain
A                        Dmaj9
 'Cause I have it on dark     mode
                            A
Memorize everything she says
                                 Dmaj9
So I can use it to guess her passcode
                   A
She's beauty, she's grace
                                 Dmaj9
She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face
                        A
To try and get more sponsors
   Bm                   Dmaj9
To try and get more sponsors

[Chorus]
Bsus4    Asus2
     But why  don't you care?
Asus2/D       Bsus4              Asus2
       I have spent the past ten years of my life
Asus2/D
Making you prepared
         Bsus4              Asus2
You're political enough but not  contrary
Asus2/D
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
Bsus4          Asus2                 Asus2/D
     Give me a reason not to be on my       knees
    E
The internet has ruined me

[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
Dmaj9
     Look, I know I must sound insane
A                          Dmaj9
 But that's part of the package 
                                  A
If she can't handle me at my worst
                               Dmaj9
She don't deserve my mental baggage 
                             A
I know you want six foot four
                                        Dmaj9
But one foot more and I'd almost be tall     enough
                                   A
To reach the high shelf, be your incel
                Bm               Dmaj9
I think I might be a threat to myself
Asus2              Dmaj9
     A threat to myself
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[Chorus]
Bsus4    Asus2
     But why  does she run?
Asus2/D         Bsus4              Asus2
       When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my
  Asus2/D
income
   Bsus4          Asus2
It feels like my ideas of affection
    Asus2/D
Are based  around artificial perfection
Bsus4      Asus2               Asus2/D
     I just     want to appease
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The internet has ruined me  

[Bridge]
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Bm F#m7 E D Asus2 Dmaj9
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[Outro]
Dmaj9                              Asus2
     We used to sleep on call together  
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We used to sleep on call together  
                              Asus2
We used to sleep on call together  
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We used to sleep on call together  
                              Asus2
We used to sleep on call together  
                              Dmaj9
We used to sleep on call together  
                              Asus2
We used to sleep on call together  
           Bsus4
We used to sleep