¡Aikido Neurotic - Erotic

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
G
I apologize for playing with your eyes,
    C                 G
But I'm obsessed with you
Rolling out of bed is morning in my head,
       C                 G  G/F#
'Cause I'm obsessed with you
Em           Am
Rose mirages into vases,
C       C/B     G     G/F#
I don't stand a chance
Em               Am
Quiet girls with wrist corsages,
D                Dsus4      D
Cordial silence, I    can't dance

[Verse 2]
G
Holding breath by graveyards,
salt over my shoulder,
C                 G
I'm obsessed with you
Rainbow-walking cave-heart never will be bolder,
C                 G  G/F#
I'm obsessed with you
Em                        Am
Chickenscratch Rembrandts of your likeness,
C        C/B      G             G/F#
All this nonsense makes me think
Em             Am               D
My insides cry "try thy finest"-why, then,
   Dsus4   D  Dsus4
am I    at my brink?

[Bridge]
G
Hm-hm-hm-hm,
Hm-hm
Hm-hm-hm-hm,
Hm-hm
C         G
Hm, hm-hm-hm
Hm-hm-hm-hm,
Hm-hm
Hm-hm-hm-hm,
Hm-hm
C         G G/F#
Hm, hm-hm-hm

[Verse 3]
C                    D
I told Doctor Tillis to prescribe an illness,
G      G/F#     Em
But he said his schedule's filled with
C
Children who need Prozac,
D
Prilosec and Lojack
G              G/F#        Em
Triple-sec and Lexapro for second-guesses,
           C
drugs that heal
          D                Dsus4
So we can touch instead of feel 

[Verse 4]
D
Oh,
G
I apologize for playing with your eyes,
    C                 G
But I'm obsessed with you
Bite your tongue and smile,
stick around a while,
C                 G
I'm obsessed with you
C                D
Neurotic erotic, neurotic erotic,
C                D
Neurotic erotic, neurotic erotic
C     D           G  C G
I'm obsessed with you
Hm-hm-hm-hm,
Hm-hm
Hm-hm-hm-hm,
Hm-hm
C   C/B C Am7  G
Hm, hm-hm-hm-hm
One, two, three, four!

[Outro]
G
I apologize for playing with your eyes,
    C                 G
But I'm obsessed with you
Bite your tongue and smile,
stick around a while,
C                 G
I'm obsessed with you
C                D
Neurotic erotic, neurotic erotic,
C                D
Neurotic erotic, neurotic erotic
G
Neurotic erotic
D                 G
I'm obsessed with you