I - Me - Myself

[Intro]
G Em C D
G Em C
D
G     Em C     D
(Ahhh,    shalalalalalalala)
G     Em C       D  D#dim7
(Ahhh,    shalalala)

[Verse 1]
Em                       G              D
  I've been feeling lightheaded since I lost enough weight
       Bb(b5)
to fit back  in my skin
Em                     G
  Flower petals and feathers tether me to the ground,
D          B7
 pound for pound
Em                       G             D
  Take my tea with formaldehyde for my feminine side since
    Bb(b5)
the day   that I died
Em                        G
  While I whittle my bones until I'm brittle,
     B7
am I pretty now?

[Pre-Chorus]
C                     D       G       D/F#     Em       D
For some reason I find myself lost in what you think of me
    C                     D               G
And too confused to choose who I should be
D
 And now you've got me thinking

[Chorus]
G                   Bm
I wish I could be a girl,
             C                          G
and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend,
D  D/F#
boyfriend
G                  Bm      C          D
 Am I pretty enough  to lie to? Ohahoh
G                   Bm
I wish I could be a girl,
             C                          G
and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend,
D  D/F#
boyfriend
G                  Bm              C
 Just little old me  in a big, big world,
      D
ohahoh
C  D G             D/F#      Em   D
Ah,  little old me in  a big world
C  A/C# D                G
Ah,      I wish I were a girl

[Interlude]
                       | Em - |
| C - | D D#dim7 |

[Verse 2]
Em                       G               D
  I've been feeling lighthearted since I gained enough
               Bb(b5)
weight back to cccccover my bones
Em                    G
  I get dressed up in shadows one leg at a time,
D          B7
 we're so alike
    Em
But if the shoe fits,
       G
then I won't try it on
          D
You'll be walking out early,
        Bb(b5)
but the show  must go on
      Em
No, I know that I'm wrong
      G                     B7
But I love how you're on my side when I cross that line

[Pre-Chorus]
            C                          D
It's been a point of contention between myself and this
G    G#dim7     G7/B     C
body that  they stuck me in
    A                  D               G
The privilege of being born to be a man
D
 And now you got me thinking

[Chorus]
G                   Bm
I wish I could be a girl,
             C                          G
and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend,
D  D/F#
boyfriend
G                  Bm      C          D
 Am I pretty enough  to lie to? Ohahoh
G                   Bm
I wish I could be a girl,
             C                          G
and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend,
D  D/F#
boyfriend
G                  Bm              C
 Just little old me  in a big, big world,
      D
ohahoh
C  D G             D/F#      Em   D
Ah,  little old me in  a big world
C  A/C# D
Ah,      I wish

[Interlude]
| G - | Em - | C - | D D#dim7 |

[Solo (Sax)]
| Em | G | D  | C |
| Em | G | B7 | - |
| Em | G | D  | C |
| Em | G | B7 | - |

[Theme]
| C - | D - | G D/F# | Em - |
| C - | D - | G -    | -  - |

[Bridge]
B                                              Em
Eating your prosthetic meet your anesthetic criteria,
pathetic seeing you become acetic
       B7
Say my name like a slur,
but I've been called worse
         Em
And I've heard it all before, no this isn't a first,
ah
B7                                    Em
  Let me be the void you fill with taxidermy fingerprints,
taxonomize our differences
A
 I am quantum physics,
   D                   E
my witness brings me into existence

[Chorus]
A                   C#m
I wish I could be a girl,
             D                          A
and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend,
E
boyfriend
A                  C#m       D
 Am I pretty enough   to love back?
        E
No, not yet
A                   C#m
I wish I could be a girl, and really,
D                              A    E
I'd prefer it if you would use I Me Myself
A
 Am I pretty enough?
C#m                  D           E   D
   Am I pretty enough to fucking die?

[Post-Chorus]
   E A             E        F#m  E
Ah,  little old me in a big world
D
Ah,
E A                 A/G#         F#m      E
  well I would give you my whole world Oh,
D E A             A/G#      F#m
    little old me in  a big world
D  E
Ah, I wish

[Outro]
A                   F#m
 All identities are equally invalid
D                                          E
Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live
without it?
A                       F#m
All identities are equally invalid
      D                                        E
Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live
without it?
A                       F#m
All identities are equally invalid
      D                                        E
Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live
without it?
A                       F#m
All identities are equally invalid
      D                                       E A
Don't you think that there's a chance that you