Red

[Verse 1]
              G            F
I got me a red house and a red car
           C         G
Runs on big red batteries
                           F
It used to be blue fifteen minutes ago
             C             G
But it turned red just for me
                            F
I got me a red horse, and I ride it
           C
I got some blue friends,
             G
they're t he best
                                     F
We used to fly around the world on a big jet plane
                C        G
They called the Lolita Express

[Verse 2]
              G
I got me a red tie,
         F
and it's ten feet long
            C         G
And it matches my red hat
                           F
I got me a red bird, and a red fish
      C             G
A red dog and a red cat
                              F
And I got me a red pen, and I use it
        C               G
I got a big red chainsaw too
                               F
My red friend likes that white powder
             C               G
It makes his arms do weird salutes

[Chorus]
            G
When the war gets here,
                     F
we're all gonna hold hands
           C
All the Baptists and the Catholics
            G
All the Marxists and the Fascists
When the war gets here,
                         F
we're gonna get on the level
        C
Everyone looks a little bit nicer
              G
When you finally meet the devil

[Verse 3]
              G          F
I had me a red talk on a red day
              C                   G
Looking for a thank you dressed in blue
                       F
If you want to win the war, my friend
             C             G
You know you better wear a suit
                       F
I got me a red bulldog technocratic
    C             G
Bootstrap tugging buddy
                        F
He wrote an elegy for a people
              C             G
He don't know, and it ain't funny

[Verse 4]
              G               F
There's a deep swamp and I'll drain it
          C          G
For my people are in danger
                                F
Who would have ever thought the Deep State
           C           G
Were the National Park rangers
                              F
I got me some red pills and a bottle
           C              G
I got black and blue ones too
                          F
All the pills are all the same
        C            G
The illusion is, you choose

[Chorus]
            G
When the war gets here,
                     F
we're all gonna hold hands
          C
Oh the cowboys and the hippies
        G
Put away their strange misgivings
When the war gets here,
                         F
we're gonna get on the level
        C
Everyone looks a little bit nicer
              G
When you finally meet the devil

[Interlude]
G F C
G               G
 When the king's cut friend and foe

[Verse 5]
            F
And every nation knows his wrath
              C
When he's dead in twenty years
             G
We'll be here and they'll be back
When we're all hung out to dry
         F
By our savior technocrats
            C
It won't matter if you're neocon
     G
Or MAGA Democrats

[Chorus]
            G
When the war gets here,
                     F
we're all gonna hold hands
           C
All the Baptists and the Catholics
            G
All the Marxists and the Fascists
When the war gets here,
                         F
we're gonna get on the level
        C
Everyone looks a little bit nicer
              G
When you finally meet the devil

[Outro]
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