United Health Jesse Welles

United Health

Jesse Welles

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Tuning Standard (E A D G B E)
Beat 4/4
Key: Eb
Capo:
Fret 3
Strumming 1

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
There's an
C                         F           C
Office with a desk with a person in a chair
        F               C
And you paid for all of it,
           G
though you may be unaware
       C
You're paying for the paper,
       F              C
you're paying for the phone
        F          C       G                  C
You paid their salary to deny you what you're owed

[Chorus]
               F
There ain't no "You in UnitedHealth
               D7
There ain't no "Me in the company
               C          Am7          A7
There ain't no "Us in the private trust
               D7          G7    C
There's hardly humans in humanity

[Verse 2]
       C                                    F
The procedure that you're needing ain't the cost effective
C
route
         F             C             G
And only twopercent of people end up winning a dispute
    C
So, if you get sick,
        F           C
pray to God for help
                  F                C
‘Cause all your doctor's prayers go up
       G      C
through UnitedHealth

[Verse 3]
C
 Way back in
                        F          C
Seventyandseven, Mister Richard T. Burke
        F        C               G
Started buying HMO's and putting federal grants to work
         C                          F
Now it's fiftybillion bucks he made just last year
           G
The Warren Buffet of Health,
         F            C
the Jeff Bezos of fear

[Verse 4]
     F         C
CEO's come and go, and one just went
                                 G
The ingredients you got bake the cake you get
    C
So, if you get sick,
           F               C
cross your fingers for luck
             F
‘Cause old Richard T.
C           G            C
Burke ain't giving a fuck

[Verse 5]
   F                      C
Commoditized health, monopolized fraud
                                 G
There's the doctors we own and research that we bought
         C
They own loans and physicians,
    F          C
pharmacies and meds
            F             C              G
They should start selling graves just to fuck you when
       C
you're dead

[Chorus]
               F         C
There ain't no "You, in UnitedHealth
               D7
There ain't no "Me, in the company
               C                       A7
There ain't no "Us in the private trust
               D7          G7    C
There's hardly humans in humanity

Bars

[Verse 1]
| C - F C | F C G - | C - F C | F C G C |
| -

There's an
Office with a desk with a person in a chair
And you paid for all of it,
though you may be unaware
You're paying for the paper,
you're paying for the phone
You paid their salary to deny you what you're owed

[Chorus]
    F - - | - D7 - - | - C Am7 A7 | - D7 G7 C |
| -

There ain't no "You in UnitedHealth
There ain't no "Me in the company
There ain't no "Us in the private trust
There's hardly humans in humanity

[Verse 2]
    C - F | C F C G | - C - F | C F C G |
| C -

The procedure that you're needing ain't the cost effective
route
And only twopercent of people end up winning a dispute
So, if you get sick,
pray to God for help
‘Cause all your doctor's prayers go up
through UnitedHealth

[Verse 3]
      C - | - - F C | F C G - | C - F - |
| G - F C | -

Way back in
Seventyandseven, Mister Richard T. Burke
Started buying HMO's and putting federal grants to work
Now it's fiftybillion bucks he made just last year
The Warren Buffet of Health,
the Jeff Bezos of fear

[Verse 4]
              F C - | - - - G | - C - F |
| C F C G | C - - - |

CEO's come and go, and one just went
The ingredients you got bake the cake you get
So, if you get sick,
cross your fingers for luck
‘Cause old Richard T.
Burke ain't giving a fuck

[Verse 5]
                    | F - C - | - - G - |
| C - F C | F C G C | - - -

Commoditized health, monopolized fraud
There's the doctors we own and research that we bought
They own loans and physicians,
pharmacies and meds
They should start selling graves just to fuck you when
you're dead

[Chorus]
                               F | - C - D7 |
| - - - C | - A7 - D7 | G7 C - - |

There ain't no "You, in UnitedHealth
There ain't no "Me, in the company
There ain't no "Us in the private trust
There's hardly humans in humanity

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