Come Join Us

[Verse 1]
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So you say you gotta know why the world goes around
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And you can't find the truth in the things you've found
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And you're scared shitless 'cause evil abounds,
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Come join us.
Well,
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I heard you were looking for a place to fit in,
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Full of adherent people with the same objective,
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A family to cling to and call brethren,
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Come join us.

[Pre-Chorus]
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All we want to do is change your mind.
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All you need to do is close your eyes.

[Chorus]
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Come join us.
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Come join us.
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Come join us.

[Verse 2]
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  Don't you see all the trouble that most people are in
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And that they just want you for their own advantage,
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But I swear to you we're different from all of them,
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Come join us.
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I can tell you are lookin' for a way to live
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Where truth is determined by consensus,
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Full of codified arbitrary directives,
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Come join us.

[Pre-Chorus]
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All we want to have is your small mind,
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Turn it into one of our own kind.

[Bridge]
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You can go through life adrift and alone,
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Desperate, desolate, on your own,
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But we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones.

[Chorus]
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Come join us.
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Come join us.
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Come join us.

[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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  We've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew,
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The world hates us,
well we hate them too,
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But you're exempted of course if you
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Come join us.
Independent, selfcontented,
revolutionary,
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Intellectual, brave,
strong and scholarly,
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If you're not one of them,
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you're us already so

[Chorus]
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Come join us.
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Come join us.
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Come join us.
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Come join us.
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Come join us.