Too Drunk To Fuck

[Intro - Main Riff]
Am
          Am
Went to a party

[Verse 1]
I danced all night
        G
I drank sixteen beers
      D            Am
And I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
    C5/G                   D
I'm rolling down the stairs
                 Am G
Too drunk to fuck

[Chorus]
E                     G
 I'm too drunk to fuck
E                     G
 I'm too drunk to fuck
E          G E       G
 Too drunk,   to fuck
E       F          F#         C
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
       Am
To fuck

[Pre-Verse - Main Riff]
            Am
I like your stories

[Verse 2]
I love your gun
         G
Shooting out truck tires
            D                  Am
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
    C5/G
You ball like the baby
D        Am  G
In Eraserhead

[Chorus]
E                     G
 I'm too drunk to fuck
E                     G
 I'm too drunk to fuck
E          G E       G
 Too drunk,   to fuck
     E     F          F#
It's all I need right now
    C
Too drunk to fuck

[Interlude]
C D D# D D# C
D D# D C Am
D D# C Am D C Am G

[Chorus]
E                     G
 I'm too drunk to fuck
E                     G
 I'm too drunk to fuck
E          G E       G
 Too drunk,   to fuck
    E           F           F#
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
    C            Am
Too drunk to fuck

[Pre-Verse - Main Riff]
Bm         Bm
  About to drop

[Verse 3]
My head's a mess
    A
The only salvation is
     E              Bm
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
     A                     E
Take out your fuckin' retainer
               Bm   A
Put it in your purse

[Chorus]
F#                     A
  I'm too drunk to fuck
F#                       A
  You're to drunk to fuck
F#         A F#       A
  Too drunk    to fuck
     F#    G          G#     D
It's all I need right now Oh baby
    F#              G         G#
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
   D
Oh baby
    F#          G      G#   D
And now I got a diarrhea Too
         D   C
drunk to fuck

[Outro]
D F     E
  Yeah, Yeah
D C D F     E
      Yeah, Yeah
D C D F     E
      Yeah, Yeah
D
Oooohhh