Portable Door

[Main Riff]
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[Verse 1]
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When it came to me one day in Jerksville
Man, I was right on the edge
And that jacket's too small for a man of your size
And those socks are too big for your head

[Chorus]
   D              A        E
My eyes glaze whatever you say
    D          A          E
I'm listening, do tell me more
        D
It goes under the bridge,
      A      E
right over my head
    D              A        E   C#
And out through my portable door

[Verse 2]
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   I was trapped in a dire situation
Between reason and someoneinlaw
The winner takes all and runs off with the ball
And nothing could pleasure me more

[Chorus]
D                    A        E
Times were, I'd have spoken my piece
      D         A            E
For a minute or two held the floor
      D                      A        E
But I can't get a word in so here I am hurtling
      D              A        E   C#
Right out through my portable door

[Interlude]
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[Guitar Solo]
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[Organ Solo]
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[Chorus]
E    D                      A            E
 The jabbering's hurting my brain cell so bad
    D          A         E
For once in my life I am bored
    D
The public house beckons,
  A      E
I follow the call
     D             A            E
Slip in through my portable door
C# C# C B A#
A E     F#m
  The unlikely event came upon me

[Verse 3]
I wasn't prepared for the shock
Once round my neck and twice round the deck
And the rest disappeared up the block

[Chorus]
   D               A           E
So here we are and everything's changed
D           A      E
Faster than ever before
    D
You gotta be jokin',
    A            E
man what are you smoking
        D              A        E   C#
Blow it out through my portable door

[Outro]
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