New Man

[Intro]
Em7 G D Em7 C
Bm D

[Verse 1]
Em7  Em7                     G                  D
   I heard he spent five hundred pounds on jeans
                        Em7                C
Goes to the gym at least   six times a week Wears both
           Bm
shoes with no socks on his feet
    D                         Em7
And I hear he's on a new diet at watches what he/eats
                                  G                   D
He's got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached
                    Em7      C
Owns every single Ministry CD
                      Bm
Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means
    D
But I heard he makes you happy,
   Em7
so that's fine by me
               G
But still, I'm just keepin' it real
         D                               Em7
Still lookin' at your Instagram and I'll be creepin' a lil'
     C
I'll be tryin' not to double tap,
Bm
  from way back
       D                                   Em7
'Cause I know that's where the trouble's at
Let me remind you of the days when
         G
You used to hold my hand
         D                       Em7
And when we sipped champagne out of cider cans
        C
I guess if you were Louis Lane,
     Bm
I wasn't Superman
     D
Just a young boy tryin' to be loved
So let me give it to ya

[Chorus]
Em7                   G                 D
   I don't wanna know about your new man
             Em7            C
'Cause if it was meant to be
                        Bm
You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to
       D                             Em7
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me
                   G                 D
I don't wanna know about your new man
                Em7       C
We'll get there eventually
                          Bm
I know you're missin' all this kind of love
    D                             Em7
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

[Verse 2]
Em7                   G
   Your new man rents a house in the 'burb
          D
And wears a man bag on his shoulder,
    Em7
but I  call it a purse
   C
Every year,
                   Bm
he goes to Málaga with all the fellas
       D
Drinks beer, but has a six pack,
Em7
I'm kinda jealous
                               G
He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter,
at nighttime
D                              Em7
And every time a rap song comes   on,
                          C
he makes a gang sign Says, chune,
    Bm
boy never light up the room
D
But enough about him, girl,
Em7
let's talk about you
                                        G
You were the type of girl who sat beside the water readin'
  D
Eatin' a packet of crisp,
        Em7
but you will never find you cheatin'
    C
Now you're eatin' kale,
            Bm                            D
hittin' the gym keepin' up with Kylie and Kim
                   Em7
In the back of the club,
kissin' a boy that ain't him
               G
Okay, you need to be alone
       D
And if you wanna talk about it,
    Em7
you can call my phone
       C
I just thought that I would tell you,
       Bm
'cause you oughta know
             D
You're still a young girl tryin' to be loved
So let me give it to ya

[Chorus]
Em7                   G                 D
   I don't wanna know about your new man
             Em7            C
'Cause if it was meant to be
                        Bm
You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to
       D                             Em7
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me
                   G                 D
I don't wanna know about your new man
                Em7       C
We'll get there eventually
                          Bm
I know you're missin' all this kind of love
    D                             Em7
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

[Bridge]
  Em7     G                      D         Em7
Baby, I'm not tryin' to ruin your week But you act so
         C
different
   Bm                     D
ly When you're with him, I
           Em7
know you're   lonely
       G                    D     Em7                   C
Please remember you're still free To make the choice and
      Bm                   D
leave Don't call me up, you
       Em7
need to   show me

[Chorus]
Em7                   G                 D
   I don't wanna know about your new man
             Em7            C
'Cause if it was meant to be
                        Bm
You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to
       D                             Em7
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me
                   G                 D
I don't wanna know about your new man
                Em7       C
We'll get there eventually
                          Bm
I know you're missin' all this kind of love
    D                             Em7
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

[Outro]
Em7 G D Em7 C Bm D Em7