The Grouch

[Verse 1]
A        E              A      D
 I was a young boy that had big plans
A        E            D          E
 Now I'm just another shitty old man
A             E         A     D
 I don't have fun and I hate everything
    A          E           A
The world owes me, so fuck you
A      E               A      D
 Glory days don't mean shit to me
A          E           D  E
 I drank a six pack of apathy
A         E         A    D
 Life's a bitch and so am I
    A          E           A
The world owes me, so fuck you

[Chorus]
F#m   D             A         E
   Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
      D             A              E
I had a young and optimistic point of view
F#m   D             A         E        F#m
   Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
      D             A                 D#5 E D#5 E
I had a young and optimistic point of view

[Verse 2]
A          E
 I've decomposed,
       A            D
yet my gut's getting fat
A      E               D           E
 Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad
A           E
 I'm always rude,
           A     D
I've got a bad attitude
    A          E           A
The world owes me, so fuck you
A             E           A        D
 The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up
A             E            D            E
 I don't have sex 'cause I can't get it up
A           E              A     D
 I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch
    A          E           A
The world owes me, so fuck you

[Chorus]
F#m   D             A         E
   Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
      D             A              E
I had a young and optimistic point of view
F#m   D             A         E        F#m
   Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
      D             A                 D#5 E D#5 E
I had a young and optimistic point of view
              A E
’Til I grew up

[Solo]
A D A E D E A E
A D A E A F#m D A
E D A E F#m D A
E F#m D A D#5 E D#5 E

[Verse 3]
A        E              A      D
 I was a young boy that had big plans
A        E            D          E
 Now I'm just another shitty old man
A             E         A     D
 I don't have fun and I hate everything
    A          E           A
The world owes me, so fuck you
A      E               A      D
 Glory days don't mean shit to me
A          E           D  E
 I drank a six pack of apathy
A         E         A    D
 Life's a bitch and so am I
    A          E           A
The world owes me, so fuck you

[Outro]
    A          E           A
The world owes me, so fuck you
    A          E           D  A
The world owes me, so fuck you