Too Dumb To Die

[Intro]
A C#
D A A     C#  D       A
     Oh, oh I love you
A      C#  D A
 Oh, oh  I do
A        C#          D              A
 I got a sentimental illness for you
            A  C# D           A
Please don't go  away, oh yeah

[Bridge]
A C# F#m E
A C# F#m E

[Verse 1]
A      C#                     F#m
 I was a high school atom bomb
                    E    A
Going off on the weekends
   C#                        F#m
Smoking dope and mowing lawns
                       E      A
And I hated all the new trends
   C#
Me and my friends sang:
  F#m   E      A      C#                 F#m
"Wooah! Here's to the middle of the road!
                         E
At least it's better than here"

[Chorus]
A
Looking for a cause
    D            E
But all I got was Santa Claus
    A                                     D  E
I'm hanging on a dream that's too dumb to die
  A
I feel like a cello
D               E
Lost somewhere over the rainbow
A                          D    E
Way up high, too scared to dream
                A
But too dumb to die

[Bridge]
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C# F#m E

[Verse 2]
A      C#                     F#m
 My daddy always was on strike
                       E    A
Going off with the teamsters
        C#
He said that "Everything will be alright..
 F#m
.
                          E    A
Not every Sunday can be Easter"
    C#
The picket line screamed:
  F#m   E     A
"Wooah! Don't cross
      C#                    F#m
Don't cross the line because   you'll be a scab,
         E
not a martyr!"

[Chorus]
A
Looking for a cause
    D            E
But all I got was camouflage
    A                                     D  E
I'm hanging on a dream that's too dumb to die
  A
I feel like a cello
D               E
Lost somewhere over the rainbow
A                          D    E
Way up high, too scared to dream
But too dumb to... yeah. Ah!

[Solo]
A       C#     F#m
Ah ah ah  ah ah   ah ah
E A       C#   F#m           E
  Ah ah ah  ah ah ah ah ah ah

[Chorus]
A
Looking for a cause
    D            E
But all I got was camouflage
    A                                     D  E
I'm hanging on a dream that's too dumb to die
  A
I feel like a cello
D               E
Lost somewhere over the rainbow
A                          D    E
Way up high, too scared to dream
                A
But too dumb to die

[Outro]
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C# F#m E