Cheeseburger In Paradise

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
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Made it nearly seventy days
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 Losin' weight without speed,
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Eatin' sunflower seeds
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Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and
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Soakin' up rays

[Pre-Chorus]
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But at night I'd have these
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Wonderful dreams
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Some kind of sensuous treat
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Not zucchini, fettuccini,
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Or bulgur wheat
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But a big warm bun and
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A huge hunk of meat

[Chorus]
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Cheeseburger in paradise
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Heaven on earth with an onion slice
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Not too particular, not too precise
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I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
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[Verse 2]
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Heard about the old time sailor men
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They eat the same thing again and again;
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 Warm beer and bread they say
Could raise the dead
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Well, it reminds me of the menu at a
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Holiday Inn

[Pre-Chorus]
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But times have changed for sailor
These days
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When I'm in port I get what I need;
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  Not just Havanas or banana
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Or daiquiris
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But that American creation
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On which I feed!

[Chorus]
G     A         D
Cheeseburger in paradise
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Medium rare with Muenster'd be nice
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Heaven on earth with an onion slice
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I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

[Solo]
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[Bridge]
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I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god
Almighty which way do I steer

[Chorus]
       G     A         D
For my cheeseburger in paradise
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Makin' the best of every virtue and vice
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Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
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To get a cheeseburger in paradise;
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To be a cheeseburger in paradise
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I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

[Breakdown]
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[Outro]
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer

[Fade Out]
Well, good god
Almighty which way do I steer