Barrel Racer Land

[Fade In]
D
 Sir,
           A
we're here to help these ladies cast their horses
G
Now, my bet is,
                                D
they've gone half wild up there in them aspens
With wire marks over every inch of their hides
    A
How right you are
      G                A
Makes you really wonder
D
If you should've given in
So easy when they whined and whined
              A
For another appaloosa
                   G
High-priced barrel racer
                       D
Yes sir, they've probably
Reverted to bucking stock by this time

[Verse 1]
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D         D     A           G           D
 She pulls a 50-footer just to haul one horse
         A                G            D
Won a hundred dollars all of profit of course
           A            G                  D
Daddy buys the feed and her boyfriend owns the truck
             A        G             D
All she's gotta do is ride her horse

[Chorus]
      D           A          G           D
It's another great day to be looking that good
           A               G          D
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
             A             G            D
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
                  A       G        D
It's another great day in barrel racer land

[Verse 2]
G A
D            D         A         G             D
 She's got a roper for his money buys her lots of shit
                A             G                  D
Got a roughy on the side when she wants some good dick
         A           G                D
An Appaloosa pony chasing first placed prize
               A               G           D
Probably ain't the worst she's had between her thighs

[Chorus]
      D           A          G           D
It's another great day to be looking that good
           A               G          D
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
             A             G            D
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
                  A       G        D
It's another great day in barrel racer land
G A D

[Verse 3]
D        A           G             D
Got a kippys belt and five colored hair
       A            G          D
Fur on her boots and none down there
              A               G           D
Took outta couple panels when she finally broke
                A              G               D
Her horse is fuckin' crazy got 'em tripping on coke

[Chorus]
      D           A          G           D
It's another great day to be looking that good
           A               G          D
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
             A             G            D
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
                  A       G        D
It's another great day in barrel racer land
G A D

[Verse 4]
D         A               G           D
Got a pleather saddle and a couple of bits
     A             G            D
No inhibitions and a set of fake tits
              A              G          D
Pounding down the liquor for the rodeos end
              A          G                 D
Lost her front teeth fighting with her best friend

[Chorus]
      D           A          G           D
It's another great day to be looking that good
           A               G          D
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
             A             G            D
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
                  A       G        D
It's another great day in barrel racer land
G A D

[Verse 5]
D           A
Woulda, coulda, shoulda,
    G                D
but she knocked down the third
              A         G             D
Ground was too deep and her horse saw a bird
           A         G                  D
Music's too loud and the lights were too bright
             A         G               D
She'd had the buckle if things had went right

[Chorus]
      D           A          G           D
It's another great day to be looking that good
           A               G          D
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
             A             G            D
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
                  A       G        D
It's another great day in barrel racer land

[Verse 6]
G A D
     Well,
     D           A           G             D
it's not an easy life on the barrel racing road
              A        G           D
Every now and then she takes a big load
                         A           G        D
Says "you gotta turn and burn if you wanna be fast"
                          A            G           D
She'll turn rich men into poor men got rug burn on her ass

[Chorus]
      D           A          G           D
It's another great day to be looking that good
           A               G          D
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
             A             G            D
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
                  A      G             D
It's another great day in barrel racer land

[Outro]
      D              A      G            D
Every day is a great day in barrel racer land