Praise Abort

[Intro]
I like to fuck, but no French letter
Without a condom, the sex is better
But every time I get it in
A baby cries and sometimes twins
B5 D5 B5 E5 F#5 B5 D5 B5 E5 F#5

[Verse 1]
B5       D5      B5      E5         F#5
  I have six kids  and I don't like it 
B5         D5      B5          E5     F#5
  They eat too much  and treat me like   shit
B5       D5     B5       E5     F#5
  They only wear  Posh label clothes
B5       D5       B5
  I give them one hand,
          E5      F#5
they bite off both
E5 B5        D5
     And all my friends,
B5          E5      F#5
  they have big cars
B5       D5
  Big mansions, too,
B5                  E5
  and smoke the fine  cigars
B5          D5       B5
  They have deep pockets,
        E5      F#5
I don't know why
B5       D5    B5              E5
  I look at my purse and start to cry
E5
Why?

[Chorus]
  G5      E5        G5     E5
I hate my life, and I hate you
  G5      E5   A5                   E5
I hate my wife,  and her boyfriend, too
  G5               E5
I hate to hate, and  I hate that
  G5      A5     E5
I hate my life so  very bad
  G5           E5
I hate my kids,  never thought
    A5   E5
That  I'd  praise abort

[Interlude]
B5/F#
     Praise abort
B5/F#            B5/F# B5/F#
     Praise abort

[Verse 2]
B5       D5      B5       E5        F#5
  I like to fuck,  but no French letter
B5           D5
  'Cause without kids,
B5           E5
  life is so much better
B5      D5      B5     E5      F#5
  So in the end,  I got  forced
B5        D5  B5              E5
  To stay away  from female intercourse

[Chorus]
E5  G5      E5        G5     E5
  I hate my life, and I hate you
  G5      E5   A5                   E5
I hate my wife,  and her boyfriend, too
  G5               E5
I hate to hate, and  I hate that
  G5      A5     E5
I hate my life so  very bad
  G5           E5
I hate my kids,  never thought
    A5   E5
That  I'd  praise abort

[Bridge]
B5/F#
     Praise abort
B5/F#
     Praise abort
B5/F# B5/F# E5 A5 C5 A5
C5 A5 B5 F#5 E5 D5 C5 G5
B5 A5 B5 F5 E5 F5 E5
E5 C5 F5 E5 F5 E5 Bb5 F5
    E5       F5  E5
Say goodbye, say goodbye
               E5    C5
We rise up, up to the  sky
F5  E5       F5    E5
Say goodbye, we'll come back
               Bb5   F5
Soon as pretty butterflies
Make you cry

[Chorus]
E5  G5      E5        G5 A5   E5
  I hate my life, and I  hate you
  G5   F#5 E5   D5/A
I hate my  wife,    and my boyfriend,
E5
too
  G5               E5
I hate to hate, and  I hate that
  G5      A5     E5
I hate my self so  very bad
  G5                E5
I hate my offspring,  never thought
    D5/A   E5
That    I'd  praise abort

[Outro]
D5/A   E5
    I'd  Praise abort
D5/A   E5
    I'd  Praise abort