Last Night

[Intro]
A Asus2 Bm Bsus2 D

[Verse 1]
A           Bm
 Last night I told you I loved you
D
 Woke up, blamed it on the vodka
A            Bm
 I genuinely thought I was dying
D
 And I could see that smile you were hiding
A                 Bm
 Last night I told  you I need you
D
 That's the last time I drink tequila
A                    Bm
 Super lemon and his sidekick salt kit
D
 I start crying and verbally assaulting
A                  Bm
 Last night I asked  you to marry me
D
 That's when I remembered the brandy
A                   Bm
 I wake up and claim  I didn't say it
D
 Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas

[Chorus]
A                     E
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
F#m                   D
Drinking too much and socially smoking
A                      E
 Wish I could stop and start to behave
         F#m
And then wake up in the morning
    D
And never miss a day again

[Verse 2]
A                 Bm
 Last night police  had to frisk me
D
 In the cells after Bell's fine whisky
A          Bm
 I think I said too much like
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"Do you like my bracelets? Oh wait,
they're handcuffs"
A                 Bm
 Last night I said  "I want your babies"
D
 Forget the ice,
it's not nice to drink Bailey's
A                       Bm
 I drink that much that I forget
   D
Whatever embarrassing thing I say next
           A                          E
You said I got on one knee and there's no way
  F#m                     D
Unless I'd been drinking, oh wait, Rose
A
 Sailor Jerry's rum,
  Bm
I think I drunk too much
D
 Showing randomers way too much love
A                   Bm
 Last night I called  you a loser
D
 I think that was after flaming sambuca
A                 Bm
 I shouted at you "Do me a favor"
D
 And that's when I fell off the pavement

[Chorus]
A                     E
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
F#m                   D
Drinking too much and socially smoking
A                      E
 Wish I could stop and start to behave
         F#m
And then wake up in the morning
    D
And never miss a day again

[Bridge]
A                               Bm
Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
D                                       A
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
                     Bm
Do one last shot and know when to stop
        D
No more photos on facebook of me doing the robot
A                              Bm
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
     D
Stop waking up in trees and in a bed full of people
A                             Bm
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
       D
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I

[Chorus]
      A                    E
Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking
       F#m                   D
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
A                    E
 Don't wanna stop or learn to behave,
amen
F#m
   And I hey,
     D                       A
just missed another day again