Beeswax

[Intro]
D#5 D#5/A# D5/A D5/A C#5/G# C5/G B5/F# D#5/A# D5/A D5/A C#5/G# C5/G
B5/F# D#5/A# D5/A D5/A C#5/G# C5/G B5/F# D#5/A# D5/A D5/A C#5/G# C5/G
B5/F#

[Verse 1]
D#5/A# D5/A
I      was
D5/A  C#5/G#      C5/G  B5/F# D#5/A#
    a seeking out for a fun__nel___
D5/A D5/A C#5/G#      C5/G      B5/F#
Not  only magnets but I   could pry  bar it shut
D#5/A# D5/A D5/A  C#5/G#        C5/G   B5/F#
Glu___ing_ my  manhood  towards a   manhole
     D#5/A# D5/A D5/A C#5/G#
Like Pe____pe__ LePew      the scent
F#5       C#5            D#5
Hey, hey, a  lightweight clutch

[Chorus]
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate

[Verse 2]
D#5/A# D5/A D5/A C#5/G#   C5/G   B5/F#
                 Kitty ass    button  
D#5/A#   D5/A
Tweeking and
D5/A    C#5/G#           C5/G     B5/F#
    flexing   if the wind    blows     just right
D#5/A# D5/A D5/A      C#5/G#      C5/G B5/F#
Tacky and      thumbs on    polyester
D#5/A# D5/A D5/A    C#5/G#      F#5
High   water    jumpsuits and a raped ape
C#5             D#5
Woody has pix n facts

[Chorus]
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate

[Bridge]
E5 D#5
      I don't know why
E5 D#5
      I've got a joke too silly to say
E5 D#5
      Don't trust the foams
E5 D#5        F#5
      I got a dick, dick,
C#5             D#5
hear my fucking hate!

[Chorus]
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate

[Verse 3]
D#5/A# D5/A D5/A C#5/G#     C5/G     B5/F#
Vinegar  and water   is gaining monthly   
D#5/A# D5/A
Fiberglass
D5/A  C#5/G#    C5/G   B5/F#
  insulation disguised as   cotton candy
D#5/A#  D5/A    D5/A
Spawning    down    stream,
C#5/G#      C5/G B5/F#
      El Rancho Ovulate
D#5/A#  D5/A D5/A   C#5/G#      C5/G   B5/F#
Feeding a        cow      hamburger raw
D#5/A# D5/A
Peter
D5/A     C#5/G#       C5/G B5/F#
  brought      me a tiki  idol
       D#5/A# D5/A  D5/A    C#5/G#   C5/G   B5/F#
Billy's       sneer reminds me    of someone
D#5/A# D5/A    D5/A   C#5/G#           C5/G     B5/F#
Home______sick a   bay      aboard the Love Boat
D#5/A# D5/A D5/A   C#5/G#        C5/G
To____ni__ Tenille,      Sonny Bono  
F#5   C#5               D#5
Charo had a nice set of lungs

[Chorus]
I got my penis spayed
I got a little tail
I got my titillate spayed
                   E5    D#5
I got my titillate spayed

[Bridge]
I
E5 D#5
      I gotta be around pussy
E5 D#5
      Don't let me fall
E5
D#5        F#5     C#5            D#5
   I got a heh heh well you can't live

[Chorus]
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate