Roses

[Intro]
Em D C Bm7 Am G F Em D
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[Verse 1]
Em                D
Caroline Caroline, see, Caroline
                             C                      Bm7
All the guys would say she's mighty fine mighty fine
                                       Am
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
G
And the other half either got you
F           Em           D          B7
 Cussed out or coming up short Yeah,
now dig this,
    Em                     D
now even though even though
                               C                  F
You'd need a golden calculator to divide to divide
                                    Em
The time it took to look inside and realize
D                         F             C
That real guys go for real down to Mars girls, haha,
    B7
yeah

[Chorus]
  Em                           D
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank,
but
C                            Bm7
Lean a little bit closer, see
                              Am       G
Roses really smell like poopooooh Yeah,
                              F  Em D
roses really smell like poopooooh
B7  Em                           D
  I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank,
but
C                            Bm7
Lean a little bit closer, see
                              Am       G
Roses really smell like poopooooh Yeah,
                              F  Em D B7
roses really smell like poopooooh

[Verse 2]
Em                 D
Caroline Caroline, see
                              C
She's the reason for the word 'bitch' bitch
F
I hope she's speedin' on the way to the club
Tryna hurry up to get to a baller or singer or somebody
like that
And try to put on her make up in the mirror and crash,
crash
             Em                D
Crash into a ditch Just playin'
                              C                  Bm7
She needs a golden calculator to divide to divide
                                     Am
The time it takes to look inside and realize
G                         F    Em        D
That real guys go for real down  to Mars girls,
    B7
yeah

[Chorus]
  Em                           D
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank,
but
C                            Bm7
Lean a little bit closer, see
                              Am       G
Roses really smell like poopooooh Yeah,
                              F  Em D
roses really smell like poopooooh
B7  Em                           D
  I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank,
but
C                            F
Lean a little bit closer, see
                              Em       D
Roses really smell like poopooooh Yeah,
                              F  C
roses really smell like poopooooh

[Verse 3]
B7
  Well,
      Em
she's got a hottie's body but her attitude is potty
D
When I met her at a party,
she was hardly acting naughty
        C
I said, "Shorty, would you call me?"
She said, "Pardon me, are you balling?"
Bm7
I  said "Darling,
you sound like a prostitute pausing"
Am
  Oh, so you're one of them freaks
G
Get geeked at the sight of an ATM receipt
    F                 Em
But game been peeped, droppin' names,
she's weak
D
Trickin' off this bitch is lost,
     B7
must take me for a geek
  Em
A quick way to eat,
a neat place to sleep
D
A rentacar for a week,
a trick for a treat
   C
No go on the raw sex,
                    F
my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless,
we don't want to get involved with all them lawyers
    Em                                    D
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see your support bra,
not support you

[Chorus]
F C B7  Em                           D
      I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank,
but
C                            F
Lean a little bit closer, see
                              Em       D
Roses really smell like poopooooh Yeah,
                              F  C
roses really smell like poopooooh
B7  Em                           D
  I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank,
but
C                            Bm7
Lean a little bit closer, see
                              Am       G
Roses really smell like poopooooh Yeah,
                              F  Em D
roses really smell like poopooooh
B7  Em                           D
  I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank,
but
C                            Bm7
Lean a little bit closer, see
                              Am       G
Roses really smell like poopooooh Yeah,
                              F  Em D
roses really smell like poopooooh
B7  Em                           D
  I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank,
but
C                            Bm7
Lean a little bit closer, see
                              Am       G
Roses really smell like poopooooh Yeah,
                              F  Em D B7
roses really smell like poopooooh

[Verse 4]
Em                             D
  Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasing cars
C
 What happens when the dough gets low
F                                  Em  D
Bitch, you ain't that fine, no way,  no way,
      F C
no way
B7 Em                             D
     Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasing cars
C
 What happens when the dough gets low
F                                  Em  D
Bitch, you ain't that fine, no way,  no way,
      F C
no way
B7
Crazy bitch

[Outro]
Em           D
  Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
C           Bm7
 Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Am           G
  Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
F Em           D
    Crazy bitch
B7
Crazy bitch
Em           D
  Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
C           Bm7
 Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Am           G
  Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
F Em           D
    Crazy bitch
B7         Em D C F Em D F C B7
Crazy bitch

[Fade Out]
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