If This Tour Doesnt Kill You I Will

[Intro]
| Gb |

[Verse]
Gb                     Abm
  If this tour doesn't kill you then I will
B                                    Gb
 I hate your guts and it makes me ill
                Abm          B
Seeing your face   every morning
Gb         Abm                  B
  One more month and twenty two days
                                    Gb
If this tour doesn't kill you, I may
                  Abm                          B
Counting down the miles till we leave the state
                                              Abm
I'm counting down the minutes till I can erase
B               Gb
 Every memory of  you

[Pre-Chorus]
Abm             B
   For a second, let's be honest
Gb
  Nothing will clean your filthy conscience
Db               Bb          Ebm     B
  Everything you do makes me wanna vomit
            Abm                    B
And if this tour doesn't kill you, buddy,
         Gb
I'm on it

[Chorus]
B Gb Bbm Abm Gb B Ebm Abm Gb
B Gb Bbm Abm Gb B Ebm Abm Gb
B Gb Bbm Db Gb B Ebm Abm Gb
B Gb Bbm Db Gb B
Ebm          Abm               Gb
   Why can't we just get along?

[Bridge]
Why can't we just get along?
Gb Ebm B Bbm          Db7
            Why can't we just get along?
Gb Ebm B Bbm          Db7
            Why can't we just get along?
Gb         Ebm                  Bbm
  You think   you're so original
          Db7
Why can't we just get along?
Gb        Ebm                  Bbm
  I can't wait for your funeral
          Db7
Why can't we just get along?
Abm
   Don't wish you were dead,
Db                        Gb
  I wish you'd never been born at all
          B
Why can't everybody just chill?
Abm                  Db
   I'm trying not to let you get in my head,
Gb                      B
  but every line, every goddamn syllable
Abm         Bb           Ebm                B
   That you say makes me wanna gouge out my eyes with a
power drill

[Outro]
Abm                     B
   If this tour doesn't kill you
Abm                     B
   If this tour doesn't kill you
Abm                     B
   If this tour doesn't kill you,
then I will