Always Late

[Pre-Chorus]
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I missed my friend's engagement
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Cause I'm always late
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Missed my girlfriend's ultrasound
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  Cause I'm always late
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  Had a job interview but I woke up in a state
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But ask me if I'd do it again and I would say "okay"
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I'm always late

[Chorus]
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I'm always late
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  I'm always late I'm al
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ways late
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I'm always late
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  I'm always late I don't
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even own a watch but  man,
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wouldn't that be great? Ask
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me if I'd do it again and I would say "okay"
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I'm always late

[Verse 1]
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It's the number one faffer
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Number one bagpacking slacker
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Number one traffic jammer
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Yeah I got the radio on but even Lionel Ritchie can't
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stop  this anger
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I'm looking at my cabbie like "Boss
Have you ever seen Men In Black?"
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Yes in  fact,
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remember that bit when they push a red button and go super
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fast
Can we do that yeah?
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Nah, apparently not
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So now I gotta ring my friend and think on the spot,
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I'm like
"Yeah,
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I'm gonna be another forty minutes
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Because  I just saved an orphan"wicked
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Yeah I'm forever late And
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when I die I'll get turned away from heaven's gate And
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there'll be hell to pay
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They're  like, "Yo,
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you were supposed to be here yesterday"
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And  I'm like,
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"Sorry I didn't fucking die sooner"

[Pre-Chorus]
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I missed my best friend's wedding
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Cause I'm always late
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Missed my first kid being born
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Cause  I'm always late Missed
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  my own birthday,
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cause I woke up the next day
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But ask me if I'd do it again and I would say,
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"okay"
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I'm always late

[Chorus]
Bb    Eb
I'm always late
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I'm  always late I'm always
late
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I'm always late
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I'm  always late I 
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don't even own a watch but man,
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wouldn't that be great? Ask
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me if I'd do it again and I would say "okay"

[Verse 2]
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Yo,
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blame it on the alcohol or on a reefer Blame
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it on a twoweek stint in Ibiza Blame it on
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the Sun, or  on FIFA
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Blame it on the last episode of Game  of Thrones,
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bruv
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Yeah, I got girlfriends acting Khaleesi
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Time drags on and I'm late when they see me
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It's Luigi tryn na get a star
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Going doublefast just to keep my princess peachy
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Real talk though, time's a language
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And you can eat my lackofpunctuality sandwich
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It's not all London and Manhattan
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There are places on Earth than enjoy relaxing
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Until then I'll get a flat white with added lack of naptime
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And
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whatever will help me fucking not miss my commitments
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I fall victim to thinking everything will just go smoothly

[Pre-Chorus]
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Now my best friend hates me
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Cause I'm always late
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And my family's moved away
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Cause  I'm always late It
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  ain't even Christmas,
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but it feels like holiday
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Cause now I ain't got shit to do so I can sleep all day
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I'm always late

[Chorus]
Bb    Eb
I'm always late
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I'm  always late I'm always
late
Bb    Eb
I'm always late
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I'm  always late I 
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don't even own a watch but man,
Ab            A         Bb Eb
wouldn't that be great? Ask
Bb           Eb             Ab        A
me if I'd do it again and I would say "okay"
Bb
I'm always late

[Outro]
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