I Cant Decide

[Verse 1]
         C
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Fm
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
C
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Fm
Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up, died and now it's rotten

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Gm
  I'm not a gangster tonight
Ab
  Don't wanna be a bad guy
Gm
  I'm just a loner, baby
Ab
  And now you've gotten in my way

[Chorus]
Eb                     G
I can't decide whether you should live or die
           Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to Heaven
             F
Please don't hang your head and cry
             Cm               Eb
No wonder why  my heart feels dead inside
     G                 Ab
It's cold and hard and petrified
Eb                 F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
      Ab    Bb    Eb
We're going for a ride

[Verse 2]
C       C
 It's a bitch convincing people to like you
   Fm
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
C
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Fm
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks, I won't get pickled

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Gm
  I've got to hand it to you
Ab
  You've played by all the same rules
Gm
  It takes the truth to fool me
Ab
  And now you've made me angry

[Chorus]
Eb                     G
I can't decide whether you should live or die
           Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to Heaven
             F
Please don't hang your head and cry
             Cm               Eb
No wonder why  my heart feels dead inside
     G                 Ab
It's cold and hard and petrified
Eb                 F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
      Ab    Bb    Eb
We're going for a ride

[Interlude]
    D Db    C
Oh, I could throw you in the lake
            Fm
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
            Bb                               Eb
I won't deny  I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
            G
Oh, I could bury you alive
              Cm
But you might crawl out with a knife
            Abm
And kill me when I'm sleeping,
Bb
that's why

[Chorus]
Eb                     G
I can't decide whether you should live or die
           Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to Heaven
             F
Please don't hang your head and cry
             Cm               Eb
No wonder why  my heart feels dead inside
     G                 Ab
It's cold and hard and petrified
Eb                 F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
      Ab    Bb    Eb
We're going for a ride

[Outro]
Eb G Ab F
Cm Eb7 G Ab Eb F Ab Bb Eb