Rotterdam Or Anywhere

[Intro]
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       And the women

[Verse 1]
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Tug their hair
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Like they're trying
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To prove it   
Won't fall out
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               And all the men
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Are  gargoyles
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Dipped long
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In   Irish stout
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               The whole place

[Pre-Chorus]
Is pickled
The people are
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Pickles for sure
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And no one knows
If they've done
More here
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Than they ever
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Would do in a jar
This could be

[Chorus]
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Rotterdam
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Or anywhere
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Liverpool or Rome
       Am
'Cause Rotterdam
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Is anywhere
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Anywhere alone
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Anywhere alone

[Interlude 1]
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                       And everyone

[Verse 2]
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Is   blonde
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And everyone
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Is   beautiful
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               And when
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Blondes and
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Beautiful  
Are multiple
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They become so
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Dull and  dutiful
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               And when faced

[Pre-Chorus]
With dull and dutiful
They fire red Warning flares
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Battle khaki
Personality
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With red underwear
This could be

[Chorus]
Am
Rotterdam
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Or anywhere
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Liverpool or Rome
       Am
'Cause Rotterdam
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Is anywhere
D         G
Anywhere alone
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Anywhere alone

[Interlude 2]
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       The whole place

[Pre-Chorus]
Is pickled
The people are
            Am
Pickles for sure
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And no one knows
If they've done
More here
          C
Than they ever
              E
Would do in a jar
This could be

[Chorus]
Am
Rotterdam
   C
Or anywhere
Am           C
Liverpool or Rome
       Am
'Cause Rotterdam
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Is anywhere
D         G
Anywhere alone
This could be
Am
Rotterdam
   C
Or anywhere
Am           C
Liverpool or Rome
       Am
'Cause Rotterdam
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Is anywhere
D         G
Anywhere alone
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Anywhere alone

[Outro]
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       Anywhere alone
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       Anywhere alone
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       Anywhere alone,
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Alone, alone
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 Uh     this could be
Rotterdam
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       Or anywhere
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       Liverpool or Rome

[Fade Out]
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 'Cause Rotterdam
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 Is anywhere
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Alone
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