50 Ways To Say Goodbye

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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   My heart is paralyzed
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  My head was oversized
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 I'll take the high   road like I should
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      You said it's meant to be
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  That it's not you, it's me
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 You're leaving now   for my own good

[Pre-Chorus]
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That's cool,
but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[Chorus]
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She went down in an airplane
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Fried getting suntanned
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  Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
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Help me, help me,
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I'm  no good at goodbyes!
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  She met a shark under water
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Fell and no one caught her
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  I returned everything   I ever bought her
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Help me, help me, I'm  all out of lies
And ways to say you died

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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   My pride still feels the sting
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  You were my everything
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 Some day I'll find   a love like yours
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A love like yours
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She'll think I'm Superman
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  Not super minivan
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 How could you leave   on Yom Kippur?

[Pre-Chorus]
       Bb
That's cool,
but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[Chorus]
        B
She was caught in a mudslide
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Eaten by a lion
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  Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
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Help me, help me,
   Gb                    Fm
I'm  no good at goodbyes!
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  She dried up in the desert
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Drowned in a hot tub
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  Danced to death at an east side night club
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Help me, help me, I'm  all out of lies
And ways to say you died

[Solo]
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[Bridge]
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I wanna live a thousand lives with you
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I wanna be the one you're dying to love,
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yeah
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But you don't want to

[Pre-Chorus]
       Bb
That's cool,
but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool,
but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[Chorus]
         B
She went down in an airplane
Gb
Fried getting suntanned
Db                    Ebm        Db
  Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
B
Help me, help me,
   Gb                    Fm
I'm  no good at goodbyes!
Bb          B
  She met a shark under water
Gb
Fell and no one caught her
Db                     Ebm       Db
  I returned everything   I ever bought her
B                    Gb               Bb
Help me, help me, I'm  all out of lies
        B
She was caught in a mudslide
Gb
Eaten by a lion
Db                  Ebm           Db
  Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
B
Help me, help me,
   Gb                    Fm
I'm  no good at goodbyes!
Bb          B
  She dried up in the desert
Gb
Drowned in a hot tub
Db                      Ebm       Db
  Danced to death at an east side night club
B                    Gb               Bb
Help me, help me, I'm  all out of lies
And ways to say you died

[Outro]
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