Hazbin Hotel - Hells Greatest Dad

[Intro]
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        Haha

[Verse 1]
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Looks like you could use some help
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From the big boss of Hell himself
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Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
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(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
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  Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
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I wap bam boom, alakazam
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Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
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But you get the family rate  (Thanks,
B
 dad!)

[Chorus]
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  Who needs a busboy,
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now that you've got the chef? (Woah oh oh)
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  Michelin tasting menu, free a la carte
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  I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
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Champagne fountains,  caviar mountains,
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that's just to start!

[Verse 2]
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  Who's been here since day one?
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Who's been faithful as a nun?
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Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun
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Your executive producer (That's
true!)
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I'm your guy, your day to day
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Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
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Remember when I fixed that clog today?
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(I was stuck, thank you, sir!) (Oh,
you!)

[Chorus]
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  I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
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  You're like the child that I wish that I had
(Uh, what?)
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  I care for you,
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just like a daughter I spawned
(Hold on now!)
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It's a little funny,
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  you could almost call me dad

[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
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They say,
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when you're looking for assistance
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It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
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Others say, that in your needy hour
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There's no substitute for pure angelic power!

[Verse 4]
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Who just happens to also be your blood!
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Sadly,
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there are times a birth parent is a dud
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They say the family you choose is better
(What a bunch of losers)
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Can you butt out of my song?
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(Your song? I started this!)
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I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
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(Oh, you tacky piece of)

[Verse 5]
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It's me, yes, it's me  
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I know you were all waiting for me
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I'm here, what a gas
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Took a while, but I'm present at last
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It's me, it's me
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Mimzy!
(Who?)

[Outro]
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