Troublemaker

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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  Put me in a special school because I am such a fool
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And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read
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Who needs stupid books? They are for petty crooks
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And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams
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So turn off the TV  because that's what others see
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And movies are as bad as eating chocolate icecream
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They only sicken me,
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don't let me play football
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I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball

[Chorus]
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I'm a troublemaker,  never been a faker
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Doing things my own way and never giving up
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I'm a troublemaker,  not a doubletaker
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I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

[Verse 2]
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I picked up a guitar.
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What does this signify?
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I'm going to play some heavy metal riffs and you will die
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You wanted arts and crafts? How's this for arts and crafts?
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Wuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh
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Wuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhthat's right!
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I'm growing out my hair,
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I'm moving out to Cherokee
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I'm going to be a rock star and you are going to bear with
me
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Because I can't work a job like any other slob
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Punching in and punching out and sucking up to Bob
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Marrying a beeyotch,
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  having seven keeyods
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Giving up and growing old and hoping there's a God

[Chorus]
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I'm a troublemaker,  never been a faker
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Doing things my own way and never giving up
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I'm a troublemaker,  not a doubletaker
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I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

[Interlude]
I'm going to be a star and people will crane necks
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To get a glimpse of me and see if I am having sex
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And studying my moves,
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they try to understand
Why I am so unlike the singers in the other bands
I'm such a mystery as anyone can see
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There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me
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And when it's party time,
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like nineteen ninety nine
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I'll party by myself because I'm such a special guy

[Chorus]
             Ab    Db             Ab   Db
I'm a troublemaker,  never been a faker
                Ab      Db               Ab Db
Doing things my own way and never giving up
             Ab    Db            Ab   Db
I'm a troublemaker,  not a doubletaker
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I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

[Outro]
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Keep it on the up   I'm a troublemaker
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Keep it on the up   I'm a troublemaker
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Keep it on the up   I'm a troublemaker
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Keep it on the up   I'm a troublemaker
Never giving up