Nintendo 64

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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          My dog just ran away
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And I am feeling pretty    bad
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I've been sneaking out at night
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And my parents are real    mad
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I've been taking lots of drugs
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Cause they teach me not to    care
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Yeah, I guess that's how you cheat
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Because life doesn't play    fair

[Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
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My brother told me That he's
gonna
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Kill himself tonight
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With a whole bottle of Prozac 
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Or a shiny kitchen    knife
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He said that when hei s dead I'll have
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his Nintendo sixty    four
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And I can play all it night long
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Sitting on   the basement    floor

[Chorus]
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[Verse 3]
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My girlfriend told me that
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She doesn't love me   anymore
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And I wish I didn't care but 
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I thought she  was really    cool
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So I drank a ton of liquor
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Then I threw up in her    sink
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She said next time use the toilet 
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Then she offered me a    drink

[Chorus]
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[Verse 3]
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We passed an old man bleeding on the side of the    street
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So I got out of the car    and I helped him on his    feet
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His breath smelled like whiskey 
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He was crying like a    man
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When I helped him stand up straight I   got his blood all
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on my    hands

[Verse 4]
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He said "I need a ride home because I got  into a    fight"
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Said "I should've seen the other guy but he didn't see
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my    point"
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He his house was all the way    on the other side
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of    town
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So we left him in the road and said we wouldn't turn around

[Outro]
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