Short Skirt Long Jacket

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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 I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who
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knows what's best
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 I want a girl with shoes that cut
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And eyes that burn like  cigarettes

[Pre-Chorus]
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 I want a girl with the right allocations
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Who's fast, and thorough,
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  and sharp as a tack
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She's playing with her jewelry
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She's putting up her hair
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She's touring the facilities
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And picking up slack

[Chorus]
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 I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

[Bridge]
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[Verse 2]
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 I want a girl who gets up early
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 I want a girl who stays up late
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 I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
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Who uses a machete,
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to cut through red tape

[Pre-Chorus]
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 With fingernails  that shine like justice
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And a voice that is dark  like tinted glass
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She is fast, thorough,
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and sharp as a tack
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She's touring the facilities
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And picking up slack

[Chorus]
A
 I want a girl with a short skirt and a long,
long

[Break]
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 jacket.

[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
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I want a girl with a smooth liquidation I want a girl with
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good dividends
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At City Bank we will meet accidentally We'll start to talk
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when she borrows my pen

[Pre-Chorus]
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 She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
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She wants a car that will get her there
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She's changing her name
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From Kitty to Karen
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She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron

[Chorus]
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 I want a girl with a short skirt and a long

[Outro]
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jacket.
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