White Trash Story

[Intro]
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 Now my best friend Junior

[Verse 1]
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Well, he lives two trailers down
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And his wife Marylou She runs a cabaret in town
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And they've got two kids
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But they don't look like him
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He's a tractor tech, he's a redneck
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Now he's getting drunk again
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I'm talkin' 'bout the good times

[Chorus]
              A
Drinkin' down the bad
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I'ryin' to remember
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Of all those crazy nights that we had
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But now I'm empty
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But I'm not sad
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I'm talkin' 'bout the good times
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And drinkin' down the bad
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Now Miss Sarah Ann Baker Smith

[Verse 2]
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Oh she was my girlfriend
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I took her top off For the first
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time at the drivein
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You know those had to be
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The coolest things I've seen
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She was passed around like a bottle of Crown
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But she was always sweet to me
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I'm talkin' 'bout the good times

[Chorus]
              A
Drinkin' down the bad
                E
I'm tryin' to remember
             B                       A
Of all those crazy nights that we had
    B       E
But now I'm empty
           A
But I'm not sad
                      E         B
I'm talkin' 'bout the good times
                  E
And drinkin' down the bad
                 A
And now Junior's Junior's kid

[Verse 3]
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You know they call him "The Deuce"
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And his Grandma She drinks vodka in her orange juice
             A
She sells pot to kids
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And she just got out of jail
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Junior had to sell his new John boat
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Ah! just to help to raise the bail
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I'm talkin' 'bout the good times

[Chorus]
              A
Drinkin' down the bad
                E
I'm tryin' to remember
             B                       A
Of all those crazy nights that we had
    B       E
But now I'm empty
            A
But I'm not sad
                      E         B
I'm talkin' 'bout the good times
                  E
And drinkin' down the bad

[Solo]
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     And now my name's Carl Wayne

[Verse 4]
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And I've had two DUI's
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And three years ago they took my license I don't drive
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But these boots can get me there
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'Cause I live just down the street
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And it's a last call,
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it's too far to crawl
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Now help me to my feet
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I'm talkin' 'bout the good times

[Chorus]
              A
Drinkin' down the bad
                E
I'm tryin' to remember
             B                       A
Of all those crazy nights that we had
    B       E
But now I'm empty
            A
But I'm not sad
                      E         B
I'm talkin' 'bout the good times
                  E
And drinkin' down the bad
                           E         B
I'm just talkin' 'bout the good times
                  E
And drinkin' down the bad
                            E         B A B E
Well, I'm talking 'bout the good times