The Pet Peeves Song

[Intro]
     Cm
Man, listen,
        Fm
I’mma break it down with precision
    Abmaj7          Gm
The mission is to expose pet peeve conditions
       Cm
I’ll list 'em,
             Fm
like couples who oversay "bae"
   Abmaj7             Gm
Or peoplе goin around  saying "that’s craycray"
      Cm
And I gotta be honest,
Fm
  I was really hopin'
Abmaj7                   Gm
You   could stop еating with your mouth wide open
    Cm          Fm
And try Scopin, please back up off me
Abmaj7               Gm
Breath smellin' like burnt dog poop and coffee
    Cm              Fm
And stop these, babynaming catastrophes
     Abmaj7         Gm
Like "Ransom," "Melanomia" and "ABCDE"
    Cm                   Fm
And I’m sick of passin these dogs that bark a lot
Abmaj7                Gm
Why   are you leaving grocery carts in the parkin lot?
    Cm                     Fm
And whether it’s dark or not,
                  Abmaj7
why oh why oh why oh    why oh why
Gm
Are you ta kin two parkin spots?

[Pre-Chorus]
Cm                        Fm
  'Cause you’re drivin' me nuts,
                          Abmaj7                         Gm
like missin' one foot puts      I think I’m hatin' your
guts, it’s simply too much

[Chorus]
Cm           Fm            Abmaj7     Gm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind      Makin
my life a grind
Cm           Fm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind
Abmaj7         Gm
Makin my life, my life, my life, oh
Cm           Fm            Abmaj7     Gm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind      Makin
my life a grind
Cm           Fm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind
Abmaj7                Gm
A     grind, a grind, a grind, a grind,
oh

[Post-Chorus]
Fm
  It happens every day,
Eb
  why must it be this way?
Bb                        Cm
  Another couple throwin' down excessive PDA
Fm
  And what am I supposed to do?
Eb
  It always lights my fuse
Bb
  When I squeeze mustard,
but all I get is mustard juice

[Interlude]
Cm
Fm                                        Abmaj7
  You know what really grinds my gears is when  someone's
           Gm
watching a movie and the other guy's like not paying
  Cm                    Fm
attention and then he asks like a million questions
Abmaj7
Dude, you do that
      Gm
Wait, what? No, I don't
Yes, you do
Bro

[Verse 2]
     Cm              Fm
Dude Perfect, listen up,
it will be worth it
Abmaj7                   Gm
      I can’t stand it when pet peeves surface
     Cm            Fm
Like opening a cereal bag and it explodes
   Abmaj7             Gm
Or no    toilet paper over by the commode
           Cm
Or someone breaking the code,
   Fm
of eatin' food off my plate
              Abmaj7
They didn’t order no fries,
    Gm
but all of mine they ate
          Cm                  Fm
I can’t stand human zombies in a trance with their phone
          Abmaj7                Gm
I can’t stand human beings wearing too much cologne
          Cm
I can’t stand close talkers,
Fm
people all in my face
          Abmaj7
Or people talkin' in a movie,
Gm
this is such a disgrace
          Cm                 Fm
Or people walking round town loud talkin' their phone
        Abmaj7                     Gm
I wanna get   up in their face and say I do not condone
       Cm                   Fm
I hate sign stealin cheaters
(Oneup story tellers)
Abmaj7                Gm
Constant interrupters,
BO body smellers

[Pre-Chorus]
Cm                        Fm
  'Cause you’re drivin' me nuts,
                          Abmaj7                         Gm
like missin' one foot puts      I think I’m hatin' your
guts, it’s simply too much

[Chorus]
Cm           Fm            Abmaj7     Gm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind      Makin
my life a grind
Cm           Fm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind
Abmaj7         Gm
Makin my life, my life, my life, oh
Cm           Fm            Abmaj7     Gm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind      Makin
my life a grind
Cm           Fm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind
Abmaj7                Gm
A     grind, a grind, a grind, a grind,
oh

[Post-Chorus]
Fm
  It happens every day,
Eb
  I can’t believe when I see
Bb                        Cm
  Someone refuse to cover their mouth when they have to
sneeze
Fm                             Eb
  And what am I supposed to do?  How am I supposed to
breathe?
Bb
  When someone says "supposably" instead of "supposedly"

[Interlude]
Cm
Oh,
                Fm
and another one of my pet peeves is when you go to a
Abmaj7               Gm
restaurant and the waiter like insists on not writing the
  Cm                         Fm
order down like he's from Harvard and trying to showboat
                 Abmaj7
and then he gets the   whole thing wrong
        Gm
Yeah, totally

[Chorus]
Cm           Fm            Abmaj7     Gm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind      Makin
my life a grind
Cm           Fm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind
Abmaj7         Gm
Makin my life, my life, my life, oh
Cm           Fm            Abmaj7     Gm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind      Makin
my life a grind
Cm           Fm
  Pet Peeves are on my mind
Abmaj7                Gm
A     grind, a grind, a grind, a grind,
oh