Merry Axe-Mas

[Intro]
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  If you meet Santa Clause tonight boy
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You better run for your life

[Verse 1]
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T'was the night before Christmas
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At just five  years  old
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My parents were butchered
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In the blistering  cold
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He seemed jolly at first  In  his suit stained  with  red
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He let out a laugh  But  then left us for  dead
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  That scene

[Pre-Chorus]
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So   vicious
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  Taught me    the meaning of Christmas
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  Punish      the  wicked
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  Don't ask   for Santa's forgiveness

[Chorus]
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  You will believe in me
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  Slaughtered under the   tree
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  And I won't leave a witness
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So much for a "Merry Christmas"
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  Now Santa's claws are out
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  The sinners scream and   shout
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  I made sure the noose was yuletide tight
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  So much for a silent night
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A silent night!

[Verse 2]
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     T'was just three years later
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 Now orphaned  and  bruised  When  the hands of the
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h___oly  inflicted abuse
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   Tied down and lashed  Singled out from  the  pack
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   Took my season's beatings
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Now it's time to give  back
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  That scene

[Pre-Chorus]
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So   vicious
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  Taught me    the meaning of Christmas
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  Punish      the  wicked
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  Don't ask   for Santa's forgiveness

[Chorus]
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  You will believe in me
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  Slaughtered under the   tree
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  And I won't leave a witness
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So much for a "Merry Christmas"
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  Now Santa's claws are out
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  The sinners scream and   shout
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  I made sure the noose was yuletide tight
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  So much for a silent night
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A silent night!

[Break]
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 So now I'm slashing through the snow
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And the hearse is on its way
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With the mistletoe tags
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Thank God it's Christmas day!

[Solo]
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[Bridge]
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  I'm making my list
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You're a slave  to your vice
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So we're gonna find out who's naughty or nice
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It's time to wreck the halls
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Let nothing you dismay
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Santa's taking out the trash
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IT'S FUCKING GARBAGE DAY!
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Taking out the trash
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Garbage day is today
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Taking out the trash
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Garbage day is today

[Chorus]
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  You will believe in me
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  Slaughtered under the   tree
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  And I won't leave a witness
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So much for a "Merry Christmas"
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  Now Santa's claws are out
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  The sinners scream and   shout
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  I made sure the noose was yuletide tight
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  So much for a silent night
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A silent night!

[Outro]
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           Falalalala
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Feliz navidead!