Scooter Blues

[Intro]
| D | - | - | - |
| - | - | - | - |
| - | - | - | - |

[Verse 1]
          D
I've been feeling like a piece of rice paper
           G
Think I'll move to an island and turn into vapor
      D
Get a scooter and a house on a hill
A
 Fish all day just to fill up the grill
         D
Spend my mornings making chocolate milk and Eggos
   G
My days at the beach,
my nights stepping on Legos
D
Wave to the world, screaming,
"Asta luego"
     A
Everybody back home will say,
"Where the hell did he go?"

[Chorus]
      D
Gonna hop in a boat,
throw the paddle away
G
 Offer my heart up to the break and the sway
D
Wake up every day in the sun
A
 Kick off my flipflops and go for a run
          D
Gonna hop on my scooter,
go down to the store
        G
When people say, "Are you him?" I'll say,
"Not anymore"
              D
With the wind in my hair,
          A
I'm gonna scooter my blues away

[Verse 2]
  D
I hear those islands calling my name
          G
Since the first time I saw 'em, Lord,
I ain't been the same
D
Maybe I'll end up in Chalong
   A
Or over in Kata Not or up in Karon
D
Buy me a bar in Nakhon Si Thammarat
G
 Learn how to kickbox so I don't get fat
    D
And suck on some coconuts and play me some checkers
A
 Lay on the beach 'til all my freckles connected

[Chorus]
      D
Gonna hop in a boat,
throw the paddle away
G
 Offer my heart up to the break and the sway
D
Wake up every day in the sun
A
 Kick off my flipflops and go for a run
      D
Gonna hop on my scooter,
go down to the store
     G
When people say, "Are you him?" I'll say,
"Not anymore"
         D
With the wind in my hair,
          A                    D
I'm gonna scooter my blues away
G D G A              D
       Oh, I'm gonna hop in a boat,
throw the paddle away
G
 Offer my heart up to the break and the sway
D
Wake up every day in the sun
A
 Kick off my flipflops and go for a run
      D
Gonna hop on my scooter,
go down to the store
     G
When people say, "Are you him?" I'll say,
"Not anymore"
         D
With the wind in my hair,
          A                    D
I'm gonna scooter my blues away

[Outro]
         D
With the wind in my hair,
          G
I'm gonna scooter my blues away
      A D
Oh, no