Dum Surfer

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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     Dumb surfer is giving me his cash 
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Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash
Man this band that's playing,
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is playing fucking trash
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Skunk and onion gravy, as my brain's potato mash
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He came across the back of a bureaucratic stash
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Shot the lot for credit and never got it back
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He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're mashed
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That cat  got slashed in       half like that

[Verse 2]
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     As venus completes orbit,
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I’m feeling slightly mashed
The stir fry didn’t absorb it,
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I need  another slash
She spoke in English,
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it was low   lit where we sat
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Remembering her    face but that’s the end of that
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I’m a step from madness as I puke  on pavement slabs
Got a bit embarrassed,
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need to get   back to the lab
In the debts of traffic,
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I was feeling like we crashed
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With a girl from Slovak in a European cab

[Verse 3]
From a set of habits,
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I can see   momentums mashed
If we were commuting,
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this train would fucking crash
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Now my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and hash
Getting lashed,
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getting lashed by all of the gods

[Solo]
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By all   of the gods
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[Bridge]
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     As my brain's diluting,
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I suffer from whiplash
This girl's now screaming,
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I think we've gone and crashed
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The driver’s speaking and the car   is still intact
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It was only minor, well that's the end of that
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     Girl,
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that’s the end of   that as I know
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      Girl,
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some     things you don’t know
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[Outro]
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     Dumb surfer,
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            don't suffer
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            Dumb surfer,
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            don't suffer
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     Dumb surfer,
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            don't suffer
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            Dumb surfer,
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            don't suffer

[Fade Out]
Dmaj7
     Ay,
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some things won’t change for  a while
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            Keep me,
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keep me as the villain
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But my     prayer, you don't own    
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