Weird Girl

[Intro]
D B D A# D A A# A# G
D B D A# D A A#

[Verse 1]
D              B        A#
 Don't wanna be another Ashley
D                 B           A#
 Don't wanna count my fucking calories
D               B           A#      F#             G
 Don't wanna worry 'bout my body so dickheads will like me
D                B           A#
 I'd rather make out with my TV screen
D           B       A#      D
 Than anyone on the football team

[Interlude]
          B      A#        F#      G       D   F# G F# D F# G F# D F# G F# G
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies
F#

[Verse 2]
D              B        A#
 Don't wanna be another Ashley
D                B       A#
 Don't wanna shop at Abercrombie
D                B        A#             F#          G
 I'd rather steal from JC Penny's 'cause it's really easy
D               B            A#
 I'd rather make out with my TV screen
D           B       A#       D
 Than anyone on the football team
                B  A#      F#      G       D
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies

[Chorus]
         D          F#          G
'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl,
F#
weird girl
  D          F#     G
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird,
F#
weird girl
  D          F#          G
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl,
F#
freak girl
  D               F#               G              F#
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl

[Interlude]
D B D A# D A A# G
D B D A# D A A#

[Solo Guitar]
D B A# D B A#
D B A# F# G

[Verse 3]
D            B        A#
 I'm not too cool for school
D            B       A#
 I'm not too cool to drool
D             B          A#
 I'm 'bout to school you fools
       F#
Took a dip in my school's pool,
  G
a dip in my school's pool
D              B          G
 I'm not gonna follow the rules
D              B                G
 I'm not gonna eat your fucking gruel,
no
D             B           G
 I'm 'bout to school this school
       F#
Took a dip in my school's pool,
G
dip in my school

[Chorus]
          D          F#          G
Because I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl,
F#
weird girl
  D          F#     G
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird,
F#
weird girl
  D          F#          G
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl,
F#
freak girl
  D               F#               G              F#
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl
  D          F#          G
I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl,
F#
weird girl
  D          F#     G
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird,
F#
weird girl
  D          F#          G
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl,
F#
freak girl
  D               F#               G       F#
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky, fucking,
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girl