Orgy For One

[Main Theme]
D G A D G D A D
Bm G A D G Bm A
D

[Verse 1]
G               A
Stacy had a headache
D
Jenny was in jail
Bm                 A
Brenda had to work late
Kate was getting Jenny's bail
  G            A
Angela got scurvy
D                   A
Ashley caught a cold
Sally's dad exploded
That's what I was told
   G                     A
Michelle had to play checkers
D
Ann was baking pies
   Bm            A
Wendy's dad exploded too
That might've been a lie
   G               A
Pam had frisbee lessons
D
Stella had ballet
A
Now I'm by myself
But I can have fun anyway

[Pre-Chorus]
   G           A/G
So dim dim the lights the lights
  G              A
Remove remove my tights
Yeah!

[Chorus]
D      G              A          D
Nobody showed but I'm gonna have some fun
      G           D               A       D
Let's get this party started it's an orgy for one
     Bm        G             A           D
It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun
   G             Bm              A    D
So break out the tissues it's an orgy for one
    G           Bm           A       D
I'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one

[Verse 2]
G                     A
Margaret's cat was nauseous
D
Jane was way too shy
Bm                A
Steve was not invited because he was a guy
G                 A
Claire was parasailing
       D                    A
Brooke said she was in space
But it doesn't matter
'Cause I'm rounding second base

[Pre-Chorus]
    G                   A/G
All through through the night the night
   G                 A    D G
My grasp my grasp is tight   OH!
A

[Chorus]
D          G          A           D
Beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
    G        D                A    D
And I don't even care it's an orgy for one
    Bm        G            A          D
I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums
     G           Bm
It's not just masturbation,
     A       D
it's an orgy for one
       G         Bm
It's a fucking celebration,
     A       D
it's an orgy for one

[Bridge]
A# C     D
Orgy for one
A# C     A
Orgy for one

[Guitar Solo]
D G A D G D A D
Bm G A D G Bm A D
G Bm A D

[Pre-Chorus]
G         A/G
Six sixty ninety nine
    G               A/G
Without without the nine the nine
    G             A/G
Now pour pour the wine the wine
    G                 A
I'm mine I'm mine all mine

[Chorus]
    D         G            A          D
I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
G             D
Thank you, everybody,
   A         D
at this orgy for one
      Bm          G               A            D
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
    G          Bm
You know I'm going for it,
     A       D
it's an orgy for one
   G          Bm                 A       D
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
    G              Bm            A            A#
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one

[Outro]
C    D   A# C     D
 For one orgy for one