The Moron Brothers

[Intro]
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  Fight!
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Talking 'bout the Moron Bros
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Tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
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[Verse 1]
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     They're idiots, they're losers,
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they're scum
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Taking advantage of everyone
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  You're a dog, they're your fleas
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Doing everything they can to spread disease

[Pre-Verse]
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[Verse 2]
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  Take your beer, take your drugs
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  They'll leave with you microscopic bugs
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Their company is something you won't miss
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When your icetrays are filled with piss

[Pre-Chorus]
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[Chorus]
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  They are the Moron Brothers
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  Don't get along with others
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  They are the Moron Brothers
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  Don't get along with others
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  They'll whine,  they'll bitch,
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  they'll fuck you if you're rich
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  They'll leech,  they'll latch,
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  they are the itch that you can't scratch

[Verse 3]
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  They'll ink your face,
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  tape your eyelids closed
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  Tobasco's in your mouth,
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there's mustard up your nose!
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  When your head's been shaved you'll think the worst has
passed
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  Just try to move your leg; they've put you in a cast,
yeah

[Bridge]
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C5             G5
  They are the Moron Brothers
F5           G5
  Don't get along with others
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  They are the Moron Brothers
F5           G5
  Don't get along with others

[Outro]
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  They may  not go  down in history
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  But they'll go down on your sister