The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage

[Verse 1]
B7sus4/C#    F#m/C#           A           Bm
         Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
      E/B
C'mon,   just snap, snap,
    Dsus2                   B7sus4/C#
snap     your fingers for me
Good,
F#m/C#          A           Bm
good, now we're making some progress
       E/B
Come on   just tap, tap,
   Dsus2                     B7sus4/C#
tap     your toes to the beat
    F#m/C#       A    Bm
And I     believe This
   E/B                 Dsus2
may   call for a proper     introduction,
    B7sus4/C#
and well
      F#m/C#    A
Don't you   see?
    Bm     E/B
I'm the narrator,
           Dsus2
and this is     just the prologue

[Pre-Chorus]
| F#m/C# | - | - | - |

[Chorus]
E5
Swear to shake it up,
    F#5
and you swear to listen
          D5
Oh, we're still so young,
A5            E5
desperate for attention
 D5       E5       F#5
I  aim to be your eyes, trophy boys,
trophy wives
E5
Swear to shake it up,
    F#5
and you swear to listen
          D5
Oh, we're still so young,
A5            E5
desperate for attention
 D5       E5       F#5
I  aim to be your eyes, trophy boys,
trophy wives

[Verse 2]
         B7sus4/C#          F#m/C#
Applause,         applause, no,   wait,
    A
wait
     Bm     E/B
Dear studio audience,
                        Dsus2
I've an announcement to make
   B7sus4/C#            F#m/C#            A        Bm
It seems    the artists these days are not who you think
         E/B                     Dsus2
So we'll pick back up on that on another page
B7sus4/C#    F#m/C#       A    Bm
         And I     believe This
   E/B                 Dsus2
may   call for a proper     introduction,
    B7sus4/C#
and well
      F#m/C#    A
Don't you   see?
    Bm     E/B
I'm the narrator,
           Dsus2
and this is     just the prologue

[Pre-Chorus]
| Bm | - |

[Chorus]
E5
Swear to shake it up,
    F#5
and you swear to listen
          D5
Oh, we're still so young,
A5            E5
desperate for attention
 D5       E5       F#5
I  aim to be your eyes, trophy boys,
trophy wives
E5
Swear to shake it up,
    F#5
and you swear to listen
          D5
Oh, we're still so young,
A5            E5
desperate for attention
 D5       E5       F#5
I  aim to be your eyes, trophy boys,
trophy wives

[Interlude]
                | F#5 - | A5 E5 |
| F#5 - | A5 E5 | F#5 - | A5 E5 |
| F#5 - | A5 E5 | F#5 - | A5 E5 |
| F#5 - | A5 E5 | F#5 - | A5 E5 |
| F#5 - | A5 E5 |

[Bridge]
F#5
Swear to shake it up,
A5                E5
  you swear to listen
F#5
Swear to shake it up,
A5                E5
  you swear to listen
F#5
Swear to shake it up,
A5                E5
  you swear to listen
F#5                 A5 E5
Swear to shake it up

[Chorus]
E5
Swear to shake it up,
    F#5
and you swear to listen
          D5
Oh, we're still so young,
A5            E5
desperate for attention
 D5       E5       F#5
I  aim to be your eyes, trophy boys,
trophy wives
E5
Swear to shake it up,
    F#5
and you swear to listen
          D5
Oh, we're still so young,
A5            E5
desperate for attention
 D5       E5 F#5
I  aim to be

[Outro]
         | F#5 | - |
| - | -  | -   | - |
| - | D5 |