Never Getting Laid

[Intro]
Fmaj7 Cmaj7 E7 Am7 D7/F#
Fmaj7 Cmaj7 E7
Am7 D7/F#

[Verse 1]
Fmaj7
     We were so happy,
        Cmaj7
why not mix  it up?
E7
  I'm so at peace, yeah,
        Am7         D7/F#
I can't drink enough
Fmaj7                               Cmaj7
     No way to know just who you're thinkin' of
E7                               Am7 D7/F#
  I just wish you didn't have a mind

[Pre-Chorus]
           Fmaj7
That could flip like a switch
           Cmaj7
That could wander and drift
     E7
To a neighboring bitch
     Am7
When just the other night
D7/F#         Fmaj7
You  said you need me, what gives?
        Cmaj7
How did it   come to this?
       E7
Boy, I know where you live
              A
Baby, I'm not angry

[Chorus]
                  F#m
Love you just the same
                   Bm7                  E
I just hope you get   agoraphobia some day
    E/D               C#m7
And all your days are sunny
                  F#m
From your window pane
               Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
        E                       A
And a forever of never getting laid

[Verse 2]
Fmaj7                               Cmaj7
     I think this schedule could be very nice
E7                             Am7
  Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite,
      D7/F#
watch the  fight
Fmaj7
     Us girls are fun, but stressful,
Cmaj7
am   I right?
E7                                Am7
  And you've got a right hand anyway 
            D7/F#
And only yesterday

[Pre-Chorus]
         Fmaj7
Was when we   called it quits
      Cmaj7
I was so   confident
         E7
'Til the thought of it hit
     Am7
That any given night
D7/F#         Fmaj7
You  could be using your lips
     Cmaj7
On a girl with big tits
       E7
Boy, I know where you live
              A
Baby, I'm not angry

[Chorus]
                  F#m
Love you just the same
                   Bm7                  E
I just hope you get   agoraphobia some day
    E/D               C#m7
And all your days are sunny
                  F#m
From your window pane
                 Bm7
I wish you a lifetime full of happiness
        E                       A
And a forever of never getting laid

[Post-Chorus]
            F#m
Forever, mm-mm 
   Bm7
Mm-mm 
    E          E/D          C#m7
A forever of never getting laid 
     F#m
Ooh-ooh 
Mmm
Bm7 E A       F
       At the end of the rainbow

[Outro]
 G/F
I   hope you find
  Am        G#aug       Gsus4
A good whole     lot of nothing
              F#dim
'Cause you're still inside
    Dm7        G#aug Gsus4           C
And abstinence is    just a state of mind