This Aint Hawaii

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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      The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis
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   The guys are struttig proudly showing off their
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weenies
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   Top forty garbage spewing expensive radios
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As they primp their pampered bodies
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And put schnozzguard on their nose

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     This ain't hawaii
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This ain't hawaii
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This ain't hawaii

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies
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  There's more money on this beach than all the tea in
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china      Thie girls all look like Nancy Drew,
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the boys like Jim McMahon
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And their fat, white,
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ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam

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     This ain't hawaii
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This ain't hawaii
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This ain't hawaii
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[Bridge]
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[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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   In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris
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   The sun has cooked their brain they're on a surf
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safari      The Lake is full of creepy snobs,
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I stare to get annoyed
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This isn't Honolulu, this is Illinois

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     This ain't hawaii
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This ain't hawaii
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This ain't hawaii

[Outro]
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Surfing in Wilmette
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They're surfing in Wilmette
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They're surfing in Wilmette
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They're surfing in Wilmette