I Can Fix Him No Really I Can

[Verse 1]
D E              B                             D
  The small cloud billows out his mouth like a freight
     E               B
train through a small town
D E         B                                  D
  The jokes that he told across the bar were revolting
   E        B
and far too loud

[Chorus]
D    E                 C#m       F#m               D
 They shake their head saying God   help her when I tell
E           F#m
him he's my man
        D    E             C#m          F#m
But your good lord doesn't need to lift a  finger,
      D         E        F#m
I can fix him no really I   can
D E         F#m
  And only I   can

[Verse 2]
D E           B                             D       E
  The dopamine races through his brain on a six lane Texas
    B
highway
D E
  His hand,
  B                               D            E      B
so callous from his pistol softly traces hearts on my face

[Verse 3]
D      E               B                     D        E
 And I can see it from a mile away a perfect case for my
             B
certain skill set
D       E         B                    D      E
 He had a halo on the highest grade he just haven't met me
B
yet

[Chorus]
D    E                 C#m       F#m               D
 They shake their head saying God   help her when I tell
E           F#m
him he's my man
        D    E             C#m          F#m
But your good lord doesn't need to lift a  finger,
      D         E        F#m
I can fix him no really I   can
D E         F#m
  And only I   can

[Interlude]
D    E    C#m    F#m    D    E
Good boy, that's right, come close,
F#m                                  D E   C#m F#m
I'll show you heaven if you'll be an angel all night
Trust me,
D E  F#m                      D  E F#m
I can   handle me a dangerous man
No, really, I can

[Chorus]
D    E                 C#m       F#m               D
 They shake their head saying God   help her when I tell
E           F#m
him he's my man
        D    E             C#m          F#m
But your good lord doesn't need to lift a  finger,
      D         E        F#m   D
I can fix him no really I   can
E       F#m
 Maybe I
can't