The Jerk

[Intro]
| B5 | C#5 | G#5 | E5 |
| B5 | C#5 | G#5 |

[Verse 1]
E5        B5
  He'll ignore most of your questions
   G#5                  E5
He won't pretend to care
         B5
He won't hesitate to tell you
             G#5                E5
That he hates   your stupid hair
      B5
Don't ask him if he likes it
              G#5                 E5
He'll set you up to knock you down
B5
Truth be told he'd like to smash your
G#5                  E5
Heart into the ground

[Chorus]
                  B5                  F#5
He's just the jerk  and he's going to ask you
             G#5                E5
Where you're from and why'd you leave
                  B5
He's just the jerk
                   F#5
And he'll make you want to
           G#5            E5
Squirt his eyes with Listerine
                  B5                  F#5
He's just the jerk  and he's going to tell you
             G#5            E5
Where you're never going to be
                  B5
He's just the Jerk
                   F#5
And he'll make you want to
         G#5          E5
Soak his pride in gasoline
            B5
And throw a cigarette

[Pre-Verse]
C#5 G#5
E5         B5              C#5               G#5
  Is that exactly what you really want to do?

[Verse 2]
E5     B5
  Deep down he really hates himself
      G#5                E5
So he takes it out on you
   B5
He blocks off all his pain inside
       G#5            E5
With a lot of attitude
     B5
He's sick of staying at night
 G#5                   E5
Alone and all depressed
   B5
He keeps his bedroom nice and clean
        G#5                 E5
But his head is still a mess

[Chorus]
                  B5                  F#5
He's just the jerk  and he's going to ask you
             G#5                E5
Where you're from and why'd you leave
                  B5
He's just the jerk
                   F#5
And he'll make you want to
           G#5            E5
Squirt his eyes with Listerine
                  B5                  F#5
He's just the jerk  and he's going to tell you
             G#5            E5
Where you're never going to be
                  B5
He's just the Jerk
                   F#5
And he'll make you want to
         G#5          E5
Soak his pride in gasoline
            B5
And throw a cigarette

[Outro]
C#5 E5
F#5         B5              C#5               E5
   Is that exactly what you really want to do?
F#5         B5              C#5               E5
   Is that exactly what you really want to do?
F#5         B5              C#5               E5
   Is that exactly what you really want to do?
F#5         B5              C#5               E5
   Is that exactly what you really want to do?
F#5              B5
   He's just the jerk!