Hazbin Hotel - Stayed Gone

[Intro]
Am
  That fucker is back!
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
It's been seven years!
F                                         Dm       E
 You still pissed he almost beat you that time? Uh,
fuck you
     Am
Just saying
Things have changed a lot since he left town
That's for sure
        F
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things
Dm
now
  E
Hahahahahaha

[Verse 1]
Am
Welcome home
                             F
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Dm     E       Am
Say hello to a new status quo
                              F
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
         Dm E  Dm7 Em F E
Turn the TV on!

[Pre-Verse]
Am
  Top of the hour,
and we're discussing a certain hasbeen
                     D
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
After a sevenyear absence
            B7
Did anybody miss him?
              E
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program

[Verse 2]
Am
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
     D
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
      B7
And I don't mean to sound hostile,
    E
but the demon is a coward!
Am
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
                    D
Stop giving him the time of day,
don't listen to a word he'd say
  B7
I hope he had a nice vacay,
    E
but he should've stayed away

[Chorus]
Dm7            E
   While he hid in radio,
A           G     C    Dm          E
 we've pivoted to video  Now his me
        G                  A
dium is getting bloody rare
Dm7            E                    A           G        C
   Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who
              Dm      E
gives a shit?!  Saluta
tions!
          Bb        B7  E
Good to be  back on the air

[Verse 3]
Am
  Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated
Hell to a broadcast
           D
Sinners, rejoice!
What a dated voice!
             B7                 E
Instead of a cloutchasing Medioc
re video podcast
Am
Come on!
Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that,
is nothing working?
      D
But every day, he's got a new format!
                      B7
You're looking at the future,
     E
he's the shit that comes before that!

[Chorus]
Dm7          E                     A
   Is Vox as strong as he purports?
         G        C           Dm
Or is it based on his support?
        E             G                 A
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
Dm7               E                 A
   And here's the sugar on the cream
         G     C             Dm
He asked me to join his team!
       E                Bb
I said no, and now he's pissy
       B7  E
That's the tea!

[Break]
       Am
You oldtimey prick,
I'll show you sufffering
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
       D
I'll destroy
I'm afraid you've lost your signal

[Outro]
Am
  Let's begin
                             F
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone,
Dm      E
tune on in
Am
When I'm done,
                              F
your status quo will know its race is run
Dm       E       Am
Oh, this will be fun
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
Fuck!