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[Intro]
C
He lost his rosy cheeks
C7
And his cute little belly
F
He's been livin on a yacht
D7
He's kinda sweaty and smelly
C A7
Mrs. Claus left in the 90s
D7
And Rudolph's gone
G7 C G
Santa Claus is Amazon
He left the North Pole
[Verse 1]
He said it's too damn cold
He went where labor was cheap
And the taxes are low
F
And if ya saw his list
It'd make ya kinda nervous
C7
Alexa send my data
Up to customer service
G
This ain't no milk and cookie thing
F
The man's got ambition
C
He's been stirrin up the cocoa
G
With the Federal Trade Commission
[Verse 2]
C
He been bustin up unions
Trading elves for slavеs
Makin mountains of trash
And dumps it out in the bay
F
Dancer and Prancer and
Donnеr and Blitzen
C
Are all on reindeer unemployment
Barely making a livin
G
He traded in his sleigh
F
For a big blue van
C
It's got a logo on the side
G
Looks like some funky banana
C
He cut his big beard
[Outro]
C7
And gave up being jolly
F
He's been deckin the halls
D7
With somethin different than holly
C
He bought the Washington Post
A7
Still can't get good press
D7 G7 A7
Santa Claus name is Jeff, alright
D7 G7 C9
Santa Claus is Amazon
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