The Chanukah Song

[Chorus]
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Put on your yarmulke
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Here   comes Hanukkah
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So much funukah
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To celebrate Hanukkah

[Pre-Verse]
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Hanukkah is the festival of lights
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 Instead of one day of presents,
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we have eight  crazy nights
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When you feel like the only kid in town without    a
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Christmas tree
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Here's a list of people who are Jewish just   like you and
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me

[Verse 1]
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David Lee Roth lights the menorah
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So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas,
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and the late   Dinah Shoreah
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 Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
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 Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
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Paul Newman's half Jewish,
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Goldie Hawn's half too
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 Put them together,
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what a fine   lookin' Jew

[Pre-Chorus]
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 You don't  need Deck The Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
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'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mister
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Spock, both Jewish

[Chorus]
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Put on your yarmulke
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It's time   for Hanukkah
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The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
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Celebrates Hanukkah

[Verse 2]
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 O.J. Simpson,       not a Jew
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 But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew,
he converted
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         We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
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 Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish,
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not    too shabby
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 Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
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 Well he's not, but guess who is
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All    Three Stooges!

[Pre-Chorus]
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So     many Jews that are in showbiz
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Tom Cruise isn't,
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but I heard his agent is

[Chorus]
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Tell your friend Veronica
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It's time   to celebrate Hanukkah
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I hope I get a harmonica
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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah
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So drink your gin and tonicah
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And smoke  your marijuanakah

[Outro]
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If you really, really wannakah
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Have a happy, happy, happy,
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happy Hanukkah
Happy Hanukkah