Ironic

[Intro]
| Cmaj7 | D6add11 |

[Verse 1]
Cmaj7
Cadd9   D/F# Gsus2 D/F#         Em7
     An old  man   turned ninetyeight
   D/F#           Gsus2    D/F#             Em7
He won the lottery     and died the next day
      D/F#      Gsus2       D/F#          Em7
It's a    black fly  in your    Chardonnay
       D/F#      Gsus2      D/F#        Em7
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
              D/F# Gsus2          D/F# Em7
And isn't it ironic     don't you think

[Chorus]
            D G        D       Em
It's like rain on your wedding day
                D
It's a free ride
G            D       Em
 when you've already paid
                    D
It's the good advice
G         D           Em
 that you just didn't take
    F            C                  D Dsus4
and Who would've thought, it figures

[Verse 2]
    D/F#        Gsus2     D/F#        Em7
Mr. Play It Safe     was afraid to fly
              D/F# Gsus2              D/F#        Em7
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
              D/F#       Gsus2   D/F#      Em7
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
           D/F#          Gsus2
And as the plane crashed down he thought
       D/F#            Em7
"Well, isn't this nice.
              D/F#  Gsus2          D/F# Em7
And isn't it ironic,     don't you think

[Chorus]
            D G        D       Em
It's like rain on your wedding day
              D G            D       Em
It's a free ride when you've already paid
                    D
It's the good advice
G         D           Em
 that you just didn't take
    F            C                  D Dsus4
and Who would've thought, it figures

[Bridge]
Well,
Cmaj7                                 D6add11
life has a funny way of sneaking up on       you
                                     Cmaj7
When you think everything's okay and everything's going
     Cadd9
right
    Cmaj7                               D6add11
And life has a funny way helping you out       when
                                      Cmaj7
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
            Cadd9
In your face

[Verse 3]
  D/F#    Gsus2            D/F#        Em7
A traffic jam  when you're already late
    D/F#   Gsus2             D/F#      Em7
A nosmoking     sign on your cigarette break
          D/F#         Gsus2               D/F#      Em7
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
     D/F#                  Gsus2
It's meeting the man of my dreams
           D/F#                Em7
And then meeting his beautiful wife
              D/F#  Gsus2          D/F# Em7
And isn't it ironic,     don't you think
            D/F#
A little too    ironic,
Gsus2           D/F#           Em7
     and yeah I really do think

[Chorus]
            D G        D       Em
It's like rain on your wedding day
              D G            D       Em
It's a free ride when you've already paid
                    D
It's the good advice
G         D           Em
 that you just didn't take
    F            C                  D Dsus4
and Who would've thought, it figures

[Outro]
Cmaj7
D6add11
       and you
Cmaj7                                  D6add11
life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
    Cmaj7                     D6add11                  Cmaj7
And life has a funny funny way       of helping you out
Helping you out.