Private Eye

[Intro]
Em Bm C Em
Bm C Em Bm
C Em
Bm C

[Verse 1]
Em  Em
  I dragged this lake looking for corpses
Bm
Dusted for prints,
C
pried up the floorboards
Em
Pieces of planes and black box recorders
      Bm         C
Don't lie (don't lie)
              Em
And I've been preoccupied with these sick,
sick senses
     Bm           C
That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
Em
Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect
     Bm        C
That has no alibi

[Bridge]
Em Bm C Em Bm
C

[Verse 2]
Em
New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven
  Bm                    C
I watched flies fuck on channel eleven
          Em
There was no one to kiss,
there was nothing to drink
            Bm                      C
Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink
               Em
And there's no ring there's no ring on the phone anymore
           Bm                      C
There's no reason to call I passed out on the floor
Em                                        Bm     C
Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry

[Chorus]
           G
But at the right place at the right time
        Bm                       D
I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
            G
And I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit
    Em
For anyone but me
D           G
 And at the right place at the right time
           Bm               D
It'll have been worth it to stand in line
          G
You won't have to stop
                         Em
Saying "I love cops" for anyone but me
D             Em
 Your private eye

[Bridge]
Bm C Em Bm C

[Verse 3]
  Em
I dragged this lake looking for corpses
Bm
Dusted for prints,
C
pried up the floorboards
Em
Pieces of planes and black box recorders
      Bm         C
Don't lie (don't lie)
              Em
And I've been preoccupied with these sick,
sick senses
     Bm           C
That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
Em
Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect
     Bm        C
That has no alibi

[Chorus]
       G
At the right place at the right time
        Bm                       D
I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
            G
And I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit
    Em
For anyone but me
D       G
 At the right place at the right time
           Bm               D
It'll have been worth it to stand in line
          G
You won't have to stop
                         Em
Saying "I love cops" for anyone but me
D             C
 Your private eye

[Interlude]
D
 Your private eye

[Bridge]
Em Bm C Em
Bm

[Chorus]
C       G
 At the right place at the right time
        Bm                       D
I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
          G
You won't have to quit doing fucked up shit
    Em
For anyone but me
D           G
 And at the right place at the right time
             Bm               D
It will have been worth it to stand in line
              G
And you won't have to stop
                         Em
Saying "I love cops" for anyone but me
D             G
 Your private eye