You

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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  There's a place where everyone can be happy
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It's the most beautiful place in the whole fucking world
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It's made of candy canes and planes
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And bright red choo choo trains
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And the meanest little boys
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The most innocent little girls

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And you know I wish that I could go there
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It's a road that I have not found
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And I wish you the best of luck dear
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So drop a card or letter to my side of town

[Chorus]
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'Cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
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But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send
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And you
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     Painted my entire world
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     But I 
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  Don't have the terpentine to clean what you have soiled
And I won't forget it
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[Verse 2]
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  There's a place where everyone can be right
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Even though you remain determined to be opposed
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Admittance requires no qualifications
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It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes

[Pre-Chorus]
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So please try not to be impatient
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For we all hate standing in line
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And when the farm is good and bought
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You'll be there without a thought
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And eternity, my friend,
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is a long fucking time

[Chorus]
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'Cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
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But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send
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And you
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     Painted my entire world
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     But I 
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  Don't have the terpentine to clean what you have soiled
And I won't forget it

[Outro]
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